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Old 06-25-2015, 07:53 PM  
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Hey Hootie!! I need some relationship advice!
Hoots, I'm going to lay out a situation. Tell me what you'd do.

It's been about 2.5 years since I've been laid. Basically because I don't care. Animals screw. It's just a base physical act that tends to complicate things in general. And I know. I've been laid plenty prior.

However, this past week, some of my co-workers and myself went out for some drinks to blow off some steam after a brutal couple of weeks and I proceeded to get pretty freaking drunk. Subsequently, I was told my no less than three girls that night that they had crushes on me. Probably something you don't want to tell a guy who hasn't been laid in two and a half years who's been drinking hard for four hours. Anyway, I now have naked pictures on my phone of four women (aged 19, 23, 38, 47) and I kinda made out that night with another one who is best friends with the 38 year old who is dating one of my good friends. (Who has subsequently asked me if I wanted to take her swimming while her boyfriend was at work.)

Also, I might or might not have had sex with the 23 year old in the back seat of a guys car who was the designated driver that night while he was driving us home.

So, what would you do in such a situation? I ask you because I'm looking for some solid, objective advice versus some horrible moralistic bullshit that I know I'm going to get from some of the other dudes around here. And it sounds like a situation you would have put yourself in at one time or another. Help me out bro.
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Old 06-26-2015, 08:49 PM   #46
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Old 06-26-2015, 08:54 PM   #47
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Wrap it up and hit em all.
Actually this makes the most sense. If you aren't looking for a relationship, see if any of them will have sex with you at the same time. If they want to, they clearly just want to ****. If they don't want to, they clearly want a relationship.

Good call PGM.
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Old 06-26-2015, 08:58 PM   #48
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Actually this makes the most sense. If you aren't looking for a relationship, see if any of them will have sex with you at the same time. If they want to, they clearly just want to ****. If they don't want to, they clearly want a relationship.

Good call PGM.
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Old 06-26-2015, 09:00 PM   #49
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Actually this makes the most sense. If you aren't looking for a relationship, see if any of them will have sex with you at the same time. If they want to, they clearly just want to ****. If they don't want to, they clearly want a relationship.

Good call PGM.
There is no such thing as clearly with women.
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Old 06-26-2015, 09:04 PM   #50
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Four chicks at the same time man
If there is anyone that can do it, it's a vegan.

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There is no such thing as clearly with women.
No doubt....I'm married.
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Old 06-26-2015, 09:14 PM   #51
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No doubt....I'm married.
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Old 06-26-2015, 09:16 PM   #52
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A vegan Mormom? Are we already on a celestial planet?!?!
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Old 06-26-2015, 09:16 PM   #53
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Depending on her looks, the 38yo would probably be a better screw.

That is a wide range of ages which makes me wonder..

Either you are loaded or good looking.

Or they are all ****ing ugly..

But go have fun, the more fun you have, the more other women want you..
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Old 06-26-2015, 09:20 PM   #54
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Old 06-26-2015, 09:48 PM   #55
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Old 06-26-2015, 10:03 PM   #56
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If they're of the same relative hotness rank them by the order of most likely to be ok with casual ****.

Unless one is likely to be super crazy **** them all. Unless they all work together. Then **** the hottest one. Unless you don't care. Then **** them all.

Hoodie is giving you bad advice. Bang the old ones too. I've seen some damned fine women in their 30s and 40s.
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This is just ****ing weird, man.

Even I get laid once in 2.5 years.
I guess counting all the men that's packed your back door counts?
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. I've seen some damned fine women in their 30s and 40s.
I sleep with a beautiful 41 year old every night. Doesn't get any better than that.
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