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**loochy** · 07-14-2015, 04:54 AM

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I agree. She's not a classical beauty and there's something off about her facial features. I think it might be the large, misshapen nose?

She's not an ogre or anything and definitely isn't ugly.

I gave her a 7 at absolute maximum and I'll still stand by that. Generally speaking, she's probably a 5.5 or 6 though.

5.5 or 6? Have you looked around lately? A majority of women are hideous. While not a complete knockout, she's surely above a 5.5. She's not fat, so that's an automatic 5 points right away.

ThaVirus · 07-14-2015, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy

5.5 or 6? Have you looked around lately? A majority of women are hideous. While not a complete knockout, she's surely above a 5.5. She's not fat, so that's an automatic 5 points right away.

Yeah, I generally rate women on a different curve (on that scale a 7 would be roughly average) but lately I've been gravitating toward a 5-being-average type of scale. It seems to make more sense that way.

I mean, if that chick is an 8, then what is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen? The scale caps at 10.

Feel meh, homie?

**srvy** · 07-14-2015, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Yeah, I generally rate women on a different curve (on that scale a 7 would be roughly average) but lately I've been gravitating toward a 5-being-average type of scale. It seems to make more sense that way.

I mean, if that chick is an 8, then what is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen? The scale caps at 10.

Feel meh, homie?

Do women have a rating scale?

Is so where do you suppose you fall on that scale.

ThaVirus · 07-14-2015, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy

Do women have a rating scale?

Is so where do you suppose you fall on that scale.

Who knows? It varies depending on who you ask. I've heard 6, 7 and 9. I'm sure some girls would rate me lower but never told me.

Why? You like dudes, bro? I'm totally cool with that but I'm not interested.

**TimBone** · 07-14-2015, 01:44 PM

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Who knows? It varies depending on who you ask. I've heard 6, 7 and 9. I'm sure some girls would rate me lower but never told me.

Why? You like dudes, bro? I'm totally cool with that but I'm not interested.

9.3 all day.

**srvy** · 07-14-2015, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Who knows? It varies depending on who you ask. I've heard 6, 7 and 9. I'm sure some girls would rate me lower but never told me.

Why? You like dudes, bro? I'm totally cool with that but I'm not interested.

Im a guy I like me so ya I guess I like guys. If I could date me I would my wife might be jealous or maybe not. I am 59 so I guess Id fall around a 0.5 on the 10 scale higher if its an old Dad bod hunter.

**loochy** · 07-14-2015, 01:56 PM

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Im a guy I like me so ya I guess I like guys. If I could date me I would my wife might be jealous or maybe not. I am 59 so I guess Id fall around a 0.5 on the 10 scale higher if its an old Dad bod hunter.

But do you have money? That will boost your rating by 7 points instantly.

**srvy** · 07-14-2015, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

But do you have money? That will boost your rating by 7 points instantly.

Land Surveyor so no.

ThaVirus · 07-14-2015, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy

Im a guy I like me so ya I guess I like guys. If I could date me I would my wife might be jealous or maybe not. I am 59 so I guess Id fall around a 0.5 on the 10 scale higher if its an old Dad bod hunter.

The "dad bod" is in these days, bro. Not sure what that's about but it is.

**Bufkin** · 07-14-2015, 01:59 PM

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Im a guy I like me so ya I guess I like guys. If I could date me I would my wife might be jealous or maybe not. I am 59 so I guess Id fall around a 0.5 on the 10 scale higher if its an old Dad bod hunter.

Why would you date a guy with such a microscopic penis?

Radar Chief · 07-14-2015, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy

Do women have a rating scale?

Is so where do you suppose you fall on that scale.

You seriously didn't know this?

**loochy** · 07-14-2015, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Yeah, I generally rate women on a different curve (on that scale a 7 would be roughly average) but lately I've been gravitating toward a 5-being-average type of scale. It seems to make more sense that way.

I mean, if that chick is an 8, then what is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen? The scale caps at 10.

Feel meh, homie?

I know what you mean . I feel like it's a sort of scale in which the hotter a chick gets the less it differentiates her from a slightly less hot chick. A chick at zero will have a very easy time gaining points up to a certain point, then it gets harder. One can never actually be a 10, but one may get infinitely close to being a 10.

I believe my hot chick function can be described as f(x)=10x/(1+x) where x>0.

If f(x) is the hot chick function then the limit of f(x) as x approaches infinity = 10.

ThaVirus · 07-14-2015, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

I know what you mean . I feel like it's a sort of scale in which the hotter a chick gets the less it differentiates her from a slightly less hot chick. A chick at zero will have a very easy time gaining points up to a certain point, then it gets harder. One can never actually be a 10, but one may get infinitely close to being a 10.

That makes sense. I like the way you worded that.

We need to have a he man woman raters club and iron this shit out.

aturnis · 07-15-2015, 12:21 AM

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5.5 or 6? Have you looked around lately? A majority of women are hideous. While not a complete knockout, she's surely above a 5.5. She's not fat, so that's an automatic 5 points right away.

Young girls these days are a dime a dozen for hotties. They get makeup tutorials from YouTube. Girls my age got tutorials from their 80's hair band loving mother's.

Basically, most young girls are walking around with professional makeup jobs. ThaVirus is right. She's cute, but by today's standards, in her age group, nothing special.

ThaVirus · 07-15-2015, 12:45 AM

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Young girls these days are a dime a dozen for hotties. They get makeup tutorials from YouTube. Girls my age got tutorials from their 80's hair band loving mother's.

Basically, most young girls are walking around with professional makeup jobs. ThaVirus is right. She's cute, but by today's standards, in her age group, nothing special.

Thank you, sir.

Since you mentioned it, I happened across a YouTube video of boob contouring. Look it up if you haven't heard of it.

Everything about these women is a lie!!!

But seriously though. Did that shit exist 20 years ago? These days these chicks have fake hair, fake lashes, fake boobs, fake asses and their faces are not that attractive, their legs aren't that muscular (heels), and that's not their real hair color. And they have the nerve to say they're looking for a real man. Hmph!

If you're a dude and you're not attractive, you're pretty much ****ed. You can get a fresh hair cut, work out and try and make a ton of money. Outside of that, you're shit out of luck.