Royals ****OFFICIAL Royals at Blue Jays GDT 08/02**** - Page 52

**RealSNR** · 09:57 AM

Time to take a catheter and shove it up their Dickey!

Game start: 12:07 central

KC: Volquez (10-5, 3.21)
TOR: Dickey (5-10, 4.27)

Go Royals!

Royals
Escobar
Zobrist
Cain
Hosmer
Morales
Perez
Rios
Cuthbert
Infante

Blue Jays
Tulowitzki
Donaldson
Bautista
Encarnacion
Colabello
Martin
Pillar
Goins
Revere

**lewdog** · 08-02-2015, 06:43 PM

Only Hamas can know how baseball works. He watches all games and his Autism allows him to memorize stats. It's really not fair to the rest of us idiots.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-02-2015, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

A's players? Yes, agreed.

Why do the Pirates and Cards get into it so much?

They don't.

Amazing that the A's traded Mike Trout to the Angels in the offseason. What the **** were they thinking?

Hootie · 08-02-2015, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Only Hamas can know how baseball works. He watches all games and his Autism allows him to memorize stats. It's really not fair to the rest of us idiots.

Anyone that knows baseball and watched today's game and concluded the Royals were the reason things got ridiculously out of control is either a Blue Jays fan, or a total ****ing moron.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-02-2015, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Ok Hamas. I'm sure you watched the game today and know what you're talking about

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Only Hamas can know how baseball works. He watches all games and his Autism allows him to memorize stats. It's really not fair to the rest of us idiots.

Baseball was invented before 2013, so I'm aware that comebackers are not worth snapping over, nor are beanball wars productive when in a pennant race.

Hootie · 08-02-2015, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Baseball was invented before 2013, so I'm aware that comebackers are not worth snapping over, nor are beanball wars productive when in a pennant race.

For sure ... And that pennant races are lost in an early July series against the Pirates

**lewdog** · 08-02-2015, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Baseball was invented before 2013, so I'm aware that comebackers are not worth snapping over, nor are beanball wars productive when in a pennant race.

Good dig on the 2013 comment. Only someone who's a fan of a storied franchise like the Cardinals follows a team all his life.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-02-2015, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

For sure ... And that pennant races are lost in an early July series against the Pirates

Some day you'll learn how math works. Maybe then you can elevate beyond GED-level jobs.

Hootie · 08-02-2015, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Good dig on the 2013 comment. Only someone who's a fan of a storied franchise like the Cardinals follows a team all his life.

He knows the Cardinals so well, though. Predicting they'd win only 92 games when they lost a game to Pittsburgh in July while conceding the division with a 2.5 game lead while crying about the manager of a team that has a 65% winning percentage

Hootie · 08-02-2015, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Some day you'll learn how math works. Maybe then you can elevate beyond GED-level jobs.

Definitely. I look forward to the Cards 5.5 game collapse so we can look back to that early July series and you can "show me."

I'd actually blame it more on that 2nd loss of the season in April. That one might really come back to haunt you guys

**lewdog** · 08-02-2015, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Some day you'll learn how math works. Maybe then you can elevate beyond GED-level jobs.

Is this similar to Dominicans being dumb and therefore they have bad baseball knowledge?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-02-2015, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Good dig on the 2013 comment. Only someone who's a fan of a storied franchise like the Cardinals follows a team all his life.

I know that these threads had ten percent the posts in them last year. Hell, you're one of the five people in the KC metro who knew what baseball was in August, so you should be able to see how a pattern of asshattery keeps following the Royals, but I guess you can't pick all the low hanging fruit.

tk13 · 08-02-2015, 06:53 PM

Teams certainly want to get under the Royals skin. There's no doubt about that. As a fan of the greatest franchise in baseball you'd think Cardinals fans would know something about that.

And like I said I think we've crossed the line a couple times... but the Royals shouldn't feel bad about the Jays being a bunch of crybabies today.

KC_Connection · 08-02-2015, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

You keep repeating this, and you have no ****ing idea if there truly was "no good reason."

Still waiting for somebody to come up with this "good reason" to intentionally throw a FB at Donaldson to start the game. I expect I'll keep waiting because there wasn't one.

Hootie · 08-02-2015, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Is this similar to Dominicans being dumb and therefore they have bad baseball knowledge?

For sure. ~~Hamas~~Fangraphs knows so much about baseball

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-02-2015, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Is this similar to Dominicans being dumb and therefore they have bad baseball knowledge?

It's similar to Hootie not knowing that a win is better than a loss.

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tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $-1977500	Teams certainly want to get under the Royals skin. There's no doubt about that. As a fan of the greatest franchise in baseball you'd think Cardinals fans would know something about that. And like I said I think we've crossed the line a couple times... but the Royals shouldn't feel bad about the Jays being a bunch of crybabies today.
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