***** Official Dane versus Beach Tribe (and Hootie) Megathread *****

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

This thread is what happens when Chiefs football isn't worth two ****s for a decade.

Dane, IMO, has treated most of his accusers and "fan club" with kid gloves since returning, even though I have observed multiple instances where they have purposely tried to bait him in to an escalation.

Good on him.

Beach Tribe just wants his inner Lil' Chiefy fired-up so badly, to be right about SOMETHING Chiefs-related, he'll not only jump on the wagon faster than a lighter hitting a loaded pipe, he'll build the mother****er out of popsicle sticks and duct tape if need be so that Eric Berry can drive it and get over his fear of horses.

Hootie seems to be maturing slowly, so he's got that going for him.

Did I mention slowly?

I would have a dinner and one drink with Dane. Hell, I would even buy.

I would hang out with Beach Tribe, maybe watch a game on TV. But he better keep the pipe at home. I absolutely do not partake in narcotics, as I have ingested more than Beach Tribe could muster in two lifetimes.

I would generously tip Hootie when he brings me my pizza and chicken wings, though I would not want to drink with him because he likes to indiscriminately destroy furniture and other inanimate objects possibly.

I would finally like to say that the real nuisance here is Saul Good. Saul is easily the most horrible of the four people mentioned in this round table. All he does is suck the Chiefs flaccid dick( while it remains eternally flaccid because he can't suck dick worth a ****( PM Katipan for pointers? ), and his politics are pure abomination.

I would probably cock-punch Saul Good, and not ask for forgiveness for my actions.

Thank you.

Get help.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss

Get help.

Too late.