Ash vs Evil Dead

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by frankotank

I've developed a very MANLY way of judging a dudes attractiveness.
you simply ask yourself....on a scale of 1 to 10 how upset would I be to wake up tomorrow morning looking just like this guy....for the rest of my life.

Brad Pitt...I guess I could live with it.
Manute Bol....kill me now.

PS - I deem myself better looking than Ash...so between he and me....I'm sticking with me.

I've found over the years, that my 'manly' way of judging a man's attractiveness, is gauged by the amount of jealousy I feel when I estimate how much tail they pull. Works fairly well, except it doesn't take into account the aphrodisiac effect of a fat wallet. A fat schlubby Leonardo DiCaprio is still a fat schlub to me, same spot on the meter as an oily Ron Jeremy, or an ancient Jack Nicholson.