ChiefsPlanet Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 18 - Page 4

**TimBone** · 02-10-2016, 01:02 PM

Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will give us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.

Kathy Ireland

Teresa Palmer

Rihanna

Keeley Hazell

Barbara Eden

jd1020 · 02-10-2016, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Why the long face, Barbara?

I was going to post something similar.

Little excess fabric was needed to completely wrap that.

**Rain Man** · 02-10-2016, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Why the long face, Barbara?

I don't get it. She's beautiful beyond belief. Her features are perfect unless you're a Betty Boopophile.

**Rain Man** · 02-10-2016, 04:38 PM

I'm looking at the voting in many of these heats, and I've come to a conclusion.

We need to start teaching beauty appreciation in school. We need teachers to analyze, discuss, and share with students how to recognize the classic beauty of a Winona Ryder or Barbara Eden or Rita Hayworth or Halle Berry, as opposed to just picking the woman with the largest breasts.

You shouldn't graduate high school until you can look at a picture of Halle Berry and pick her over a picture of most of these other women. This is why we're falling behind South Korea.

**Easy 6** · 02-10-2016, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Face? What face?

I'm a child of the 70's... Elizabeth Montgomery, Jamie Wagner, Tina Louise, Linda Carter, you name her... but Barb never made it move, and I watched her torment Larry Hagman all the time

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Originally Posted by jd1020

I was going to post something similar.

Little excess fabric was needed to completely wrap that.

Great minds and all

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I don't get it. She's beautiful beyond belief. Her features are perfect unless you're a Betty Boopophile.

Sorry, mang, she never did a thing for me, thats the beauty of women I guess... each one a work of art, and their beauty is in the eye of the beholder

She's like Gwyneth Paltrows less attractive mom, IMO

jd1020 · 02-10-2016, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm looking at the voting in many of these heats, and I've come to a conclusion.

We need to start teaching beauty appreciation in school. We need teachers to analyze, discuss, and share with students how to recognize the classic beauty of a Winona Ryder or Barbara Eden or Rita Hayworth or Halle Berry, as opposed to just picking the woman with the largest breasts.

You shouldn't graduate high school until you can look at a picture of Halle Berry and pick her over a picture of most of these other women. This is why we're falling behind South Korea.

If we were picking strictly on boob size then Keeley would obviously be #1 and Eden would probably be #2. No one else has particularly big boobs.

Face the facts, judging by strictly looks and not how cute she was as a genie in some TV sitcom, she's not as attractive as other women.

eDave · 02-10-2016, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm looking at the voting in many of these heats, and I've come to a conclusion.

We need to start teaching beauty appreciation in school. We need teachers to analyze, discuss, and share with students how to recognize the classic beauty of a Winona Ryder or Barbara Eden or Rita Hayworth or Halle Berry, as opposed to just picking the woman with the largest breasts.

You shouldn't graduate high school until you can look at a picture of Halle Berry and pick her over a picture of most of these other women. This is why we're falling behind South Korea.

jd1020 · 02-10-2016, 05:04 PM

This should be enough to solidify the #2 position in the heat

Image: Not Safe for Work

Anyone not reserving one of their 2 votes for Keeley beyond this point is pretty ****ing gay.

jd1020 · 02-10-2016, 05:22 PM

The one thing that kills it for me with Rihanna, other than I think she is overrated, is her new tattoo. Tattoo's aren't necessarily a deal breaker for me as long as they are tasteful, some chicks can even wear a pretty mean arm sleeve, but tattooing your forearm up to the back of your hand and knuckles is an immediate disqualification.

It even shadows her finger nails. YUCK!

**007** · 02-10-2016, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rico

Kathy Ireland for sure. I was just kicking my own ass last night at work when I realized that I forgot to nominate her and Kari Wuhrer... Glad someone else did.

You're welcome.

**007** · 02-10-2016, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

My sentiments exactly.

I could only vote Hazell in this round.

While I think that Kathy Ireland's very pretty and far better looking than anyone else in this round outside of Keeley, she's more of MILF than a hottie.

WTF? you are voting on how they are today? Seriously? No wonder your votes make no sense to me.

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-10-2016, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

WTF? you are voting on how they are today? Seriously? No wonder your votes make no sense to me.

No, I mean she's always had that MILFY look.

She's never looked "young", IMO, even during her heyday.

**007** · 02-10-2016, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

No, I mean she's always had that MILFY look.

She's never looked "young", IMO, even during her heyday.

Wow. Really? I was in love with her since before she graced the cover of the SI swimsuit issue the first time.

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-10-2016, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

Wow. Really? I was in love with her since before she graced the cover of the SI swimsuit issue the first time.

Also, my votes probably don't make sense to you because I'm just not attracted Caucasian women as a whole.

I'll take a beautiful Asian, Asian Indian, Mediterranean, Persian or African-American woman over a beautiful Caucasian woman every day of the week.

**Rain Man** · 02-10-2016, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Also, my votes probably don't make sense to you because I'm just not attracted Caucasian women as a whole.

I'll take a beautiful Asian, Asian Indian, Mediterranean, Persian or African-American woman over a beautiful Caucasian woman every day of the week.

That's racist.

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-10-2016, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

That's racist.

You're right: I forgot to add Latina and South American women, especially Colombian.

View Poll Results: Which two female celebrities are the hottest?
Kathy Ireland	112	70.89%
Teresa Palmer	50	31.65%
Rihanna	31	19.62%
Keeley Hazell	55	34.81%
Barbara Eden	44	27.85%
None. Waiting for Ditch Pigs.	3	1.90%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 158. You may not vote on this poll

02-10-2016, 01:02 PM
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8419985	Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 18 Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves. This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will give us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls. The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest. That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches. On to the girls! Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please. Kathy Ireland Teresa Palmer Rihanna Keeley Hazell Barbara Eden
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02-10-2016, 04:38 PM	#48
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-722449 VARSITY	I'm looking at the voting in many of these heats, and I've come to a conclusion. We need to start teaching beauty appreciation in school. We need teachers to analyze, discuss, and share with students how to recognize the classic beauty of a Winona Ryder or Barbara Eden or Rita Hayworth or Halle Berry, as opposed to just picking the woman with the largest breasts. You shouldn't graduate high school until you can look at a picture of Halle Berry and pick her over a picture of most of these other women. This is why we're falling behind South Korea. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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02-10-2016, 05:04 PM	#52
jd1020 In Search of a Life Join Date: Nov 2010 Casino cash: $6892645	This should be enough to solidify the #2 position in the heat Image: Not Safe for Work Anyone not reserving one of their 2 votes for Keeley beyond this point is pretty ****ing gay.
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02-10-2016, 05:22 PM	#53
jd1020 In Search of a Life Join Date: Nov 2010 Casino cash: $6892645	The one thing that kills it for me with Rihanna, other than I think she is overrated, is her new tattoo. Tattoo's aren't necessarily a deal breaker for me as long as they are tasteful, some chicks can even wear a pretty mean arm sleeve, but tattooing your forearm up to the back of your hand and knuckles is an immediate disqualification. It even shadows her finger nails. YUCK!
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