Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.

[Hydrae]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

BWillie is our third reincarnation of the day. We roll the dice and he enters the world as a working stiff in Queens whose strong talent is held back by his morbid obesity.

Gender Male
Intelligence 88
Appearance 22
Wealth 62
Nation United States
Region NY - Queens
Population 2,230,722

You can likely afford a single-family home in Queens in about this range. Plus, you're convenient to the city to go to shows.

Glad to see he has a ramp so his caretaker can push his wheelchair up to the front door.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Hydrae

Glad to see he has a ramp so his caretaker can push his wheelchair up to the front door.

Hydrae passes through the ether and comes out on the other side as...

Gender Male
Intelligence 28
Appearance 69
Wealth 42
Nation Chile
Region Valparaíso
Population 713,065

Ah, an unusual one. A relatively good looking but dim Chilean man. You'll live up on the hill above town, so you may have a bit of an ocean view, though not much of a yard: https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.054...7i13312!8i6656