Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Flopnuts is today's first reincarnation. He's a thoroughly average guy who walked into a good situation in Nanyang, China. (Yet another inland Chinese city.)

He's living the urban lifestyle and rocking it.

Male
52
52
90
China
Nanyang
19,119,456

I'm guessing that he lives in on an upper floor of a nice high-rise.

As a descendant of Gan Ning (General of Wu during the Three Kingdoms) I've found myself well off financially, and therefore socially and with the woman as I'm fairly normal looking, and speaking. I like spending my weekends on the Bai River, and casually shopping at the Dannisi Underground Shopping Mall where I continue to add to my collection of sunglasses, and picking up loose women.

I frequent the Yes Bar and the Romance Bar at night because who doesn't like a lot of yes when it comes to romance? Whenever the mood to gamble strikes, you'll find me at Club 88 before it's go time on the roulette. I like to gamble and ****, and drink! All. Night. Long.

I try not to let it interfere with my job as the general manager of the tobacco factory. It's a rather large factory, and being the overseer of such a large operation I've found ways to delegate most of my responsibilities to underlings who are too afraid of my presence to question me.

Being in the top 10 percentile of income has allowed me to live a life of privilege and I've abused that power in every sense of the term. There are the haves, and the have nots, and I remind people of that to fulfill my every whim. It's not an amazing life, but it's one that suits me very well and I'm grateful I've been the rapor instead of the rapee in this existence.