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**Mr. Kotter** · 09-30-2016, 07:26 PM

I'm not a lawyer, but I have some pretty sound advice that appears rather timely:

If stopped or pulled over by a cop, stop. If said cop approaches you in a car, have your license, registration, and proof of insurance ready to give to said cop. Keep your hands on the steering wheel fully visible to the cop, until he asks for the previously stated items.

If you are not in a car, and a cop directs you to stop...you must stop. Keep your demeanor and manner courteous and friendly, even if the cop questions you or appears agitated. Keep your hands visible, and do not strike any threatening or menacing pose.

In all cases, be fully cooperative with the cop. If the confrontation takes a nasty turn, continue to cooperate and trust that if you follow the above guidelines...your lawyer will be able to secure justice for you, and you will likely receive generous compensation from the court system for your trouble.

Under no circumstances should you choose to commit suicide by cop, because it only makes you look stupid...and actually is counter-productive to the cause which your demented mind is hoping to further.

Thank you for your attention.

09-30-2016, 07:26 PM	#4
Mr. Kotter The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dakota Country Casino cash: $3404285	I'm not a lawyer, but I have some pretty sound advice that appears rather timely: If stopped or pulled over by a cop, stop. If said cop approaches you in a car, have your license, registration, and proof of insurance ready to give to said cop. Keep your hands on the steering wheel fully visible to the cop, until he asks for the previously stated items. If you are not in a car, and a cop directs you to stop...you must stop. Keep your demeanor and manner courteous and friendly, even if the cop questions you or appears agitated. Keep your hands visible, and do not strike any threatening or menacing pose. In all cases, be fully cooperative with the cop. If the confrontation takes a nasty turn, continue to cooperate and trust that if you follow the above guidelines...your lawyer will be able to secure justice for you, and you will likely receive generous compensation from the court system for your trouble. Under no circumstances should you choose to commit suicide by cop, because it only makes you look stupid...and actually is counter-productive to the cause which your demented mind is hoping to further. Thank you for your attention. __________________ "I've always said I worry about legacy and winning rings more than making money at this moment...We see what's going on around the league, but at the same time, I'll never do anything that's going to hurt us from keeping the great players around me.”
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