You might want to sit down for this...

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Dinny Bossa Nova

Knickers in a bit of a twist, old chap?

Dinny

I'm just getting really ****ing sick and tired of idiots who think they can say reeruned shit and believe they're sounding smart.

They seem to think that when a doctor says, "You're healthy enough to practice football again under ______ conditions until we see ______ signs that you can do limited snaps in games" it means, "Well, you're not quite there, but **** it. Your coach is calling me at ****ing home when I'm trying to watch Westworld, so I'm gonna send you on your way. If it starts to hurt, take some Tylenol and suck it up."

It's like people think Justin Houston is a goddamn video game sprite. "What's his injury status bar at right now? 88%? Damn, we're so close. That's enough to put him back in the lineup, but it's gonna mean a -4 to his close-out speed and -9 to his agility. Not only that, but his injury evade is gonna be really ****ing low at around 55%. I don't think we want that. Better to invest those next two weeks until his status bar reads at least a 95%, if not a 100!"

They have no ****ing clue about reality. None whatsoever.