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Old 02-26-2017, 09:50 AM  
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Here is the article, if you can find the Facebook post about this the comments are epic.

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Police: "Did he have any distinguishing characteristics? Perhaps he had a scar...or a mountain range on his head?"




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Old 02-26-2017, 01:12 PM   #16
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:16 PM   #17
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:18 PM   #18
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:22 PM   #19
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He's got hair - why would somebody with a lumpy dome like that shave his head? Grow a ****ing afro, dude, and nobody will ever know.

Personally, I don't know why anybody would deliberately shave their head if they can still grow hair. You can bet your ass if I wasn't bald on top by God's cruel design it wouldn't be buzz cut length anywhere else.
Much truth here, I damn sure wouldnt go hairless if I had a choice
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:40 PM   #20
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:40 PM   #21
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:43 PM   #22
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:48 PM   #23
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:48 PM   #24
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:50 PM   #25
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Personally, I don't know why anybody would deliberately shave their head if they can still grow hair. You can bet your ass if I wasn't bald on top by God's cruel design it wouldn't be buzz cut length anywhere else.
I'm not balding and I shave mine. Saves time and money and I've always hated styling it in the morning. I don't have the type of hair you can just comb and go. Have to put a ton of goop in it. Got sick of it one day. I damn well would let it grow if my head looked like that, though.
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:02 PM   #26
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I'm not balding and I shave mine. Saves time and money and I've always hated styling it in the morning. I don't have the type of hair you can just comb and go. Have to put a ton of goop in it. Got sick of it one day. I damn well would let it grow if my head looked like that, though.
Fair enough. Even before I went bald, my hair was stick straight and fine, which was a bitch when I was in high school in the early 80s. But still, I'd just keep it cut short - I wouldn't shave it. But I'm sure my opinion is skewed by not having had that option for decades.
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:19 PM   #27
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:19 PM   #28
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:21 PM   #29
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:34 PM   #30
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Fair enough. Even before I went bald, my hair was stick straight and fine, which was a bitch when I was in high school in the early 80s. But still, I'd just keep it cut short - I wouldn't shave it. But I'm sure my opinion is skewed by not having had that option for decades.
Yeah, that's basically what mine is like. Sticks straight out in all directions. Imagine a jewfro with straight hair. Doesn't look good at anything more than a quarter inch or so unless I have half a thing of paste in it.
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