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Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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Didn't peg you as an Usher fan. Wish you the best.
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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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Tweet Jay Cutler, maybe he has some advice
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Busy in a Kohl's restroom
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland
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Sorry bro. Might want to avoid Viagra until that clears up. (Seriously, hope you're better soon.)
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Going home eventually
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Penis doctors are a bunch of ball washin bastards.
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Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Hope this helps....
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Sorry, man. 5% of men sounds like a lot so there's probably a lot of money pouring in to find a solution. Hope they solve.
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#22 |
Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
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Switch hands maybe it will straighten out.
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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I have Elephantiasis in my dick.
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
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Sincerely appreciated.
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#25 |
Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
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Little can done. Intercourse is impossible. I don't have a bend or curve. When aroused( thanks Fish) I have a 30 to 90 ANGLE. SEVERE PAIN.
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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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About a year or so ago, I had to go to the urologist to be scoped because I passed a little blood while urinating. The urinalysis showed no blood and then they scoped me. Nurse shot a numbing agent in my pee hole and about 15 minutes later the doctor came in and stuck a 1 foot scope up into my bladder. Was nervous but it wasn't bad. No issues and said the blood could have been a one time minor broken vessel.
I think Bill Clinton suffers from Peyronie's disease
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Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
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Shit man. Sorry to hear. That's one tool I don't want to lose.
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Supporter
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Peoples Republic of CoMo
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Prayers for your man piece.
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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One of my wife's friends was over the other day telling us a story about one of her ****-bud's.
Apparently the dude broke his dick. Upon surgery the doctor told him it could go one of two ways....your dick gets bigger post surgery or it gets smaller. His got smaller. She refuses to **** with him now. Apparently he wasn't exactly hung to begin with. So, long story short: Your dick is going to shrink and no woman will ever want to sleep with you ever again. G'day, sir.
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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OH WTF man.
I squirmed in my chair. Did not need to read that. Ughhh.....90 degree? WTF?
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