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Yes. He belittled rape victims 1 0.99%
No. He made a funny that is funnier than any segment snl has put out for the past 55 54.46%
Andy should have kicked a field goal 43 42.57%
Alex for MVP and watch Collingsworth be spanked 2 1.98%
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Old 10-16-2017, 02:45 PM   #1
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If you're gonna make a rape joke, then make a rape joke. Like:
Q: What does an Arkansas Girl say when she loses her virginity?
A: Git off me Daddy, you're crushin' my smokes!
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Old 10-16-2017, 02:50 PM   #2
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If you're gonna make a rape joke, then make a rape joke. Like:
Q: What does an Arkansas Girl say when she loses her virginity?
A: Git off me Daddy, you're crushin' my smokes!
Here's one for the Hill haters:
Q: What's the best way to serve battered women?
A: With fries and a beer.
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Old 10-16-2017, 02:54 PM   #3
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Old 10-16-2017, 02:56 PM   #4
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Here's one for the Hill haters:
Q: What's the best way to serve battered women?
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Old 10-16-2017, 02:57 PM   #5
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If you're gonna make a rape joke, then make a rape joke. Like:
Q: What does an Arkansas Girl say when she loses her virginity?
A: Git off me Daddy, you're crushin' my smokes!
When I was a little kid, I bought a "Cowboy joke book" at some souvenir shop on a family trip. I was probably ten or eleven years old, so my sense of humor wasn't the finely tuned machine that it is today. Most of the jokes were pretty corny.

But even at that age, i found one of the jokes to be rather odd, odd enough that I still remember it. It went something like this:

A Cowboy out in the desert stumbled upon a beautiful pioneer woman tied naked and spreadeagled on the ground. She said, "Help me! The Indians wiped out my wagon train, tied me down here, and raped me!"

The Cowboy began pulling down his pants and said, "I guess this just isn't your day."


That was it. That was the joke. I guess times have changed.
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