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View Poll Results: What are your THREE favorite parts of Thanksgiving? | |||
Being visited by relatives |
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7 | 11.67% |
Driving long distances with few travel services available |
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2 | 3.33% |
Eating cranberry stuff |
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7 | 11.67% |
Eating dinner rolls with butter |
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8 | 13.33% |
Eating fruit-based pie |
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5 | 8.33% |
Eating glazed carrots |
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1 | 1.67% |
Eating green bean casserole |
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6 | 10.00% |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin with imbedded fruit |
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1 | 1.67% |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin without imbedded fruit |
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0 | 0% |
Eating mashed potatoes |
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11 | 18.33% |
Eating pumpkin pie |
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15 | 25.00% |
Eating stuffing |
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16 | 26.67% |
Eating sweet potatoes or yams, or both |
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5 | 8.33% |
Eating turkey |
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28 | 46.67% |
Eating until I feel uncomfortably full |
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6 | 10.00% |
Flag football on the lawn like the Kennedy family used to do |
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3 | 5.00% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy pilgrim costume |
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3 | 5.00% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy Native American costume |
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2 | 3.33% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy turkey costume |
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1 | 1.67% |
Getting blackout drunk with three days to recover |
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6 | 10.00% |
Having one or two days off work/ long weekend |
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21 | 35.00% |
Hearing the word ‘cornucopia’ more than usual |
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0 | 0% |
Hookers go by adorably ironic classic names like “Prudence” and “Patience” |
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2 | 3.33% |
Learning how to grow corn from my friend Squanto |
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3 | 5.00% |
Napping for unnaturally long periods of time |
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7 | 11.67% |
Prepping for and attending black Friday sales to fight with people |
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1 | 1.67% |
Purchasing cheap stuff on black Friday |
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2 | 3.33% |
Putting buckles on my shoes and not being hassled for it |
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0 | 0% |
Remembering the early days of American colonization of the New World |
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2 | 3.33% |
The Facebook photos of everyone's Thanksgiving dinners |
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3 | 5.00% |
The formal opportunity to observe thankfulness for my awesome life. |
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4 | 6.67% |
The nudity when I go to Daytona for Thanksgiving break |
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0 | 0% |
Visiting delightfully uncrowded strip clubs |
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1 | 1.67% |
Visiting relatives |
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8 | 13.33% |
Watching classic Thanksgiving movies like ... are there classic Thanksgiving movies? |
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1 | 1.67% |
Watching the Cowboys and whoever |
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9 | 15.00% |
Watching the Lions and whoever |
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4 | 6.67% |
Watching the parades on television |
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1 | 1.67% |
I love all of the above things equally |
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3 | 5.00% |
I'm not really into Thanksgiving |
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5 | 8.33% |
I'm Native American so I'd rather not talk about Plymouth Rock |
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3 | 5.00% |
I live in a nation that does not observe the Thanksgiving holiday |
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3 | 5.00% |
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Leftover white meat turkey breast on white bread with lettuce, cranberry sauce, extra mayo, salt, pepper and some left over sides reheated like turnips or sweet potatoes.
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I'm with the banned.
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If it weren't for the stuffing and the green bean casserole, I'd work Thursday.
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Not watching Philip Gaines on tv on thanksgiving x 3
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Family, food and football. The 3 Fs of thanksgiving.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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There's no room in my life for half-hearted polls.
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Frolicking sexually with the turkey.
Frolicking sexually with the turkey and my significant other at the same time. Watching my significant other frolicking sexually with the turkey. |
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Fight, build, win!
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Tryptophan
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You know, I've never been a "role play" or "sexy dress up" person. That said if the wife dressed up like a fräulein at Octoberfest I'd probably be willing to put up with family for a few hours...
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I like Pie!
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Family, friends and food, I'm good. Love each and every one of you degenerate bastards, have a nice holiday.
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Ain't no relax!
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Turkey, tators, and gravy...
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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I wanna go here for Thanksgiving
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It's like he's talking to me there...
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Now you've pissed me off!
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There isn't nearly enough in turkey to make you tired. It's the carbs and fat that make you want to sleep.
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I reject the premise as there's no pecan pie option.
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Leftovers.
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