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Hydrae 31 59.62%
Willie Lanier 21 40.38%
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:56 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 9 - Hydrae versus Willie Lanier
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers
Starting Distance - 800 feet

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Main Weapon - Extremely corrosive industrial-strength acid in a normal squirting water bottle made entirely of one of the few substances that can contain it.
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 2 Minutes
Special Factors - An axe-wielding psychopath, who ignores pain and doesn't care if he lives, jumps between you and your opponent when the match begins, wanting to kill one of you. He goes after whoever looks the strongest to him.

Willie Lanier

Main Weapon - English longbow and 6 arrows
Backup Weapon - Bowie knife

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - Your non-dominant leg and arm fell asleep and are tingling and hard to move for the first three minutes
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Old 06-29-2018, 12:17 PM   #16
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Axe guy is going after Willie Lanier if he sees him. Guy in a mall with a bow and a big knife, vs guy with a bottle.

His arm and leg are asleep so he better be hiding for a few minutes.

Does the bottle have a spray nozzle? Squeeze bottle? Mason jar mouth? Is this a two story mall where people can look over a railing at people below them?
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Old 06-29-2018, 12:21 PM   #17
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I voted Hydrae but I think the Axe guy really wins. Hydrae could spray some shoppers with the acid to try and earn some bonus points
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Old 06-29-2018, 12:30 PM   #18
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The key here is who the psychopath sees as stronger. I am 6 feet tall, 185 pounds of soft office worker (57 years old) with a weapon that does not look dangerous. Willie on the other hand has that obvious bow so that could lead the psycho to head that way first.
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Old 06-29-2018, 12:34 PM   #19
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Old 06-29-2018, 12:42 PM   #20
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An English Longbow and bowie knife is probably as good of weapon draw as one can get but I think the psychopath and Hydra both see WL as the threat and WL arms are asleep.

WL, I'm sorry because that was a very good weapon draw.
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Old 06-29-2018, 02:03 PM   #21
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And just to confirm, the psycho is not Sherrill Headrick.
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Old 06-29-2018, 03:15 PM   #22
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In all honesty I know the crazy axe guy is coming for me, and I'm somewhat incapacitated, but I still have full function of half of my body, so I kneel down, take axe guy out, and end Hydrae with the bowie knife as he attempts to approach me with the acid bottle...
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Old 06-29-2018, 04:24 PM   #23
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Old 06-29-2018, 08:31 PM   #24
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In all honesty I know the crazy axe guy is coming for me, and I'm somewhat incapacitated, but I still have full function of half of my body, so I kneel down, take axe guy out, and end Hydrae with the bowie knife as he attempts to approach me with the acid bottle...

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Old 06-29-2018, 08:52 PM   #25
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Avoid the psychopath. Shoot the psychopath. Shoot Hydrae. All too easy.
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:20 PM   #26
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Best bet is to run into a clothing store to kill time while feeling comes back in your leg and arm. Perhaps change clothes and fool the axe-murderer into walking right passed you. At that point you go to the upper level and try to land one of your 6 arrows.
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:57 PM   #27
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Well, as far as I know, we haven't established who this axe murdering psychopath is, so in imagination land it could be a toddler, around 3 or 4 years old, in which case my previous hypothesis proves to be true
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Old 06-30-2018, 10:36 AM   #28
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Old 07-01-2018, 08:30 AM   #29
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Yeah Psychopath is going after the Longbow and a Bowie Knife. Hydrae is basically a regular dude with a water bottle to the psychopath.
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Okay, match ended. Hydrae advances to Round 2 and watched a psychopath murder while drinking a smoothie.
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