Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 11 - Graystoke versus Otter - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2018, 04:57 PM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - In a jail cell
Starting Distance - 2 feet

Graystoke

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat with six nails studded into it
Backup Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - A class of ten 9 year-old kids who are green belts in karate will assist you

Otter

Main Weapon - 3 smoke bombs and a solid sharpened stick
Backup Weapon - 2 boomerangs, one heavy and one bladed, and a handful of salt

Prep Time - 4 seconds
Special Factors - You're wearing a football helmet and a 40-lb. backpack of bricks that you can't remove

**Buehler445** · 07-04-2018, 12:40 AM

Greystroke. By a lot. Those hails will go through the helmet if need be but a chest high homerun swing as he’s fiddling with a smoke bomb ends it before it starts.

**SAUTO** · 07-04-2018, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Greystroke. By a lot. Those hails will go through the helmet if need be but a chest high homerun swing as he’s fiddling with a smoke bomb ends it before it starts.

I agree

**wazu** · 07-04-2018, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

However it turns out, this might be the most interesting match so far to watch.

Nice try, Hype Man. This one is over in seconds with a couple of swings of the bat followed by a pile-on of mini-ninjas. RIP Otter.

Pablo · 07-04-2018, 06:44 AM

Another DC poster bites the dust. You ****ed Otter.

Graystoke · 07-04-2018, 07:45 AM

Thanks goodness for 10 nine year olds because I believe they secure my victory.
Right at the buzzer I am sending those brats in to help take Otter down. He is going to have more then 40lbs of bricks weighing him down because they are going to smother him. The average weight of a nine year old is 63 pounds. That is well over 500 lbs. Plus these kids have some skill and they are disposable to me. All I will have to do is finish him off with the ball peen hamer and Baseball Bat.
Sorry Otter

Graystoke · 07-04-2018, 07:58 AM

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-04-2018, 02:22 PM

Graystoke wins this one fairly easily

**Rain Man** · 07-05-2018, 09:16 AM

And in a shocking development, the defending champ goes down in Round 1! Graystoke and a bunch of little kids raise their arms in triumph and move to Round 2.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Graystoke	43	82.69%
Otter	9	17.31%
Voters: 52. You may not vote on this poll

07-03-2018, 04:57 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-692449 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 11 - Graystoke versus Otter Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. Venue - In a jail cell Starting Distance - 2 feet Graystoke Main Weapon - Baseball Bat with six nails studded into it Backup Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer Prep Time - 9 Minutes Special Factors - A class of ten 9 year-old kids who are green belts in karate will assist you Otter Main Weapon - 3 smoke bombs and a solid sharpened stick Backup Weapon - 2 boomerangs, one heavy and one bladed, and a handful of salt Prep Time - 4 seconds Special Factors - You're wearing a football helmet and a 40-lb. backpack of bricks that you can't remove
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07-04-2018, 12:40 AM	#16
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $-1605266	Greystroke. By a lot. Those hails will go through the helmet if need be but a chest high homerun swing as he’s fiddling with a smoke bomb ends it before it starts.
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07-04-2018, 06:44 AM	#19
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northland Casino cash: $-1900644	Another DC poster bites the dust. You ****ed Otter.
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07-04-2018, 07:45 AM	#20
Graystoke MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Driftless Region Casino cash: $-2550000	Thanks goodness for 10 nine year olds because I believe they secure my victory. Right at the buzzer I am sending those brats in to help take Otter down. He is going to have more then 40lbs of bricks weighing him down because they are going to smother him. The average weight of a nine year old is 63 pounds. That is well over 500 lbs. Plus these kids have some skill and they are disposable to me. All I will have to do is finish him off with the ball peen hamer and Baseball Bat. Sorry Otter
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07-04-2018, 07:58 AM	#21
Graystoke MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Driftless Region Casino cash: $-2550000
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07-04-2018, 02:22 PM	#22
Hangin'WithMahomes Starter Join Date: Sep 2017 Casino cash: $10000400	Graystoke wins this one fairly easily
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07-05-2018, 09:16 AM	#23
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-692449 VARSITY	And in a shocking development, the defending champ goes down in Round 1! Graystoke and a bunch of little kids raise their arms in triumph and move to Round 2. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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