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Join Date: Feb 2017
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Waking up with her butt in your face, what is the percentage of times has she farted?
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#347 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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Damn, yo ass taste like a warm Mickey's grenade. Where the hell you been all night?!
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#348 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
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0% Dude don’t ruin it for me.
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5 o’clock free crack giveaway
Join Date: Sep 2007
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If the kids weren't in a healthy, stable, safe environment the dude would perhaps have mentioned that instead? |
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#350 |
5 o’clock free crack giveaway
Join Date: Sep 2007
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You've got the qualifier so I'm not jumping down your throat here. That's your opinion, your wife agrees and it works for you. That's great.. out of curiosity, what kind of trouble is it asking for?
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#351 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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See title of thread.
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#352 |
Fish are scared of me
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#353 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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Going on a night out with girlfriends occasionally. Totally cool.
Doing it multiple times per week. At the age of 35. Married with kids. That's odd and a bit troubling. |
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#354 | |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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We have a disabled daughter, she has to be taken care of. We don't just leave her with anyone. She has nurses and that time has to be scheduled. So the wife would be stuck at home more than I would be. I didn't think that was very fair so I made up the rule. And it's proven that people make bad decisions when drunk so we don't have that to worry about either. |
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#355 |
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#356 |
Shit
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It's just a ride.
Join Date: Dec 2010
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I'm betting money she wouldn't like it if the scenarios were switched. Should definitely bring that shit up in counseling. Marriages are built on compromises. And just a hint of advice here I do warn you now that she's cheated and managed to get you back your value is immediately lower. Might not notice it immediately but it is. I know it's butterflies and rainbows at the moment but this will fade and when it does just don't let her turn you into her lapdog bitch. She'll love you more for it later if you don't.
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#358 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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#359 |
Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Jupiter, FL.
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Sorry bro, more often than not, yes it does. He didn’t mention it because he probably doesn’t realize it yet.
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Ain't no relax!
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