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#76 |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2013
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OP Pedo poster is pedo.
I'll take 'Things you should keep to yourself for 500, Alex' . . . . :shakehead: |
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Mammoth penis
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Springfield
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: In the box.
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Like "Cool Hand" Luke I'm busting rocks. __/|_/[___] |/ \\_| ---OllllO _( ))~-( ))-0--)) |
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Well, if you have a personal list of places you've "Beat It," then probably NO place seems weird to you....
Pervo. For you kiddies out there, here's a little PSA song. Think of the St. Louis "Heroin" PSA. Everybody sing....strum the Ukelele....and... Shoplifted Penthouse from the Store Stole some panties from the Girl Next Door Flushed a gym sock smeared with vaseline. Experimented with dressing in drag Then you found a rope and a plastic bag And you died...choking your chicken like Carradine. You're the kinda guy who has time to kill You'll try anything for a new cheap thrill So you tied yourself up, just like Ol' Kung Fu... Wanked and wanked till your wrist got sore While you hung yourself from the closet door And you died, choking your chicken like Carradine. Goin' out like that is pretty damn sick With a rope round your neck and your hand on your dick You know it's gonna make your mama scream. You should find a nice girl and just settle down, Drop your pants and let her go to town. But you died...choking your chicken like Carradine. So don't die, floggin the dolphin like Carradine. Don't die, boppin the bishop like Carradine. Don't die, milking the cobra like Carradine. Don't die, spankin' the monkey like Carradine. |
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
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Took my girls to eat here tonight.
pizza and salad was delish! Posted via Mobile Device |
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#81 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: They Freed Kartel!!
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Did you see Bufkin in the bathroom?
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Starter
Join Date: Sep 2013
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A uhh friend of mine and a very vulnerable travel neck pillow at the age of 14, in a van, in a parking lot.
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#83 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2013
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better question is if anyone has caught you beatin it
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Edge
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No, i have a good hiding spot.
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The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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All over this chicks tummy in the back seat of Bugs 4 door Comet... In-between Lincoln & Omaha doing close to a 100mph...
Bugs was driving. Bugs was crazy ****er back in the day.
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Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
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Railroad tunnel or School Library. You choose.
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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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I whack it in traffic yo
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Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
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WTF
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Church lol
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Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
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