A thread for the original Mahomians

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by frozenchief

This is poignant, insightful, and well-written. Are you sure you meant to post this here? We tend to call each other butt ****ing morons rather than write posts such as you have written.

As far as I’m concerned, you’re more than welcome to stay. However, you’ll likely be asked one or more of the following questions, so you should prepare yourself now:

1. Are you gay?
2. Would you sleep with Kathy Bates?
3. Do you put ketchup on your steak?
4. How often do you have diarrhea?

I’m sure there are other questions CPers can ask you. These seem to be the most frequent.

I’m glad you posted. It takes a thick hide to be around here sometimes but I think you’ll do fine. Just be prepared to answer these questions and more. Welcome aboard.

You forgot.......
Do you have a 10in+ bigger package? Ran a 4.2 dash in High School? Have supermodel looking girlfriends?