Your stupid rooting guide for stupid Week 15

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19

I’d rather New England lose. Need the #1 seed to not go through there.

Yeah, that's the problem. If the Chiefs can win out, we want a New England loss. But if the Chargers are awarded the #1 seed, then you want the Patriots to hold the #2. At least, I think that's how it's shaking out.

All I know is that when we end up on the road, I'd rather go to the soccer stadium than go to New England where the headsets will stop working on third down and the locker rooms are bugged.