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Accidentally lock yourself out of your hotel room naked | 22 | 26.83% | |
Become an object of ridicule in an internet meme | 17 | 20.73% | |
Discover a $10,000 winning lottery ticket in your wallet that’s a week past expiration | 21 | 25.61% | |
Drink a quart of soured milk | 6 | 7.32% | |
Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game | 14 | 17.07% | |
Get kneed in the groin by a feminist studies professor who thinks you resemble her ex-husband | 13 | 15.85% | |
Get laid off from your job | 13 | 15.85% | |
Get tasered by a mall cop after a dispute at Wetzel Pretzel | 16 | 19.51% | |
Get thrown off a ship 1.5 miles out at sea, but with a good life preserver | 17 | 20.73% | |
Go one round with an angry Floyd Mayweather | 9 | 10.98% | |
See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup | 32 | 39.02% | |
Slam your non-dominant hand in a car door | 9 | 10.98% | |
Spend the night in a Tijuana jail | 6 | 7.32% | |
Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game | 44 | 53.66% | |
Write a 20,000 word essay about Senegalese political elections | 14 | 17.07% | |
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01-24-2019, 12:33 AM | #16 |
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Naked and locked out, Cassel as a back up, and Pats in a SB.
Honestly, with Mahomes at QB, I'd lose interest in the team with any back-up QB if Mahomes got hurt. As for the Pats, I don't really hate the Pats like most others do. I'm not excited to see them in another Super Bowl, but it's not gonna kill me either. As far as the hotel option, the rest of those choices either cause physical pain, or have lasting effects. I'm not a stud by any means, but I'll be naked for a few minutes while I approach a hotel desk clerk (who I'll never see again) for a new key card. Hell, maybe I'd get lucky and it would be a gal that likes big guys, and she'd offer to join me and my wife for some fun. Last edited by TimBone; 01-24-2019 at 12:34 AM.. Reason: ****ing grammar |
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01-24-2019, 01:07 AM | #17 |
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I'm surprised the lottery ticket isn't more popular. It's not like you had the money the day you bought the ticket. And choosing some other option like getting kneed, doesn't mean you also get a winning ticket.
Give me the ticket, Pats and Cassel. Brady is past his best by date but he fun to watch. I don't care that much about our backup. |
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01-24-2019, 01:09 AM | #18 |
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In hindsight the Super Bowl is the easiest option. I just couldn’t do it.
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01-24-2019, 02:08 AM | #19 | |
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01-24-2019, 03:44 AM | #20 |
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Expired Lottery Ticket
1.5 miles out at sea with a life preserver Patriots SB |
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01-24-2019, 04:57 AM | #21 |
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Naked locked out of hotel room (May as well I’ve done it purposely before)
Tijuana jail (I’m sure there’s some mota to help calm my nerves) Tasered at the mall (bring it rent a cop)
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01-24-2019, 05:15 AM | #22 |
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Get laid................off from your job
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01-24-2019, 05:18 AM | #23 |
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I look good naked, so no sweat on that. It would be hysterical to see Cassel as KCs backup. Who gives a hang about memes?
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01-24-2019, 06:49 AM | #24 |
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I can't believe everyone didn't pick the expired lottery ticket. It costs you $2 and has no other negative consequences other than those you create in your own mind.
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01-24-2019, 06:55 AM | #25 | |
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01-24-2019, 07:17 AM | #26 |
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Someone really had to piss in your wheaties for you to come up with that list.
In the hall naked, easy solution. Mile and half out to sea, no problem, I taught SAR in the Navy and still swim well. The Meme is next I guess. |
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01-24-2019, 08:31 AM | #27 |
You think you can get by this?
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Discover the expired lottery ticket
Get kneed in the groin (I can see how that might be easier for me to handle) Write a 20,000 word essay |
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01-24-2019, 08:34 AM | #28 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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When is that 20,000 word essay due?
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01-24-2019, 08:35 AM | #29 |
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Yeah, it should be noted on record that my paper writing days are long behind me.
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01-24-2019, 08:38 AM | #30 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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You could get a lot of source material for that essay in our own DC forum. It would easily take care of 15,000 of those words, wing the rest, and you got at least a C+, and thats only if you **** up your part with the 5000 wing it words.
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