How Close Have You Come to Death?

[BWillie]

Twice.

Once when I was a little kid, I was dumb and thought it would be a rush to climb a tree that overhanged over a 150 foot - 200 foot gulley into sharp rocks. I was almost to the top of the tree when the branch broke and I came tumbling down the tree, through branches. I got almost to the last branch and I managed to grab it without falling to my death.

Second time I was going to a girlfriends house who lived in the country. Pitch black. No lights. One lane in each direction road and some dumb mother ****er was driving on the wrong side of the road, without lights, in the dark. I have no clue how I managed to avoid him but I swerved onto the shoulder, my car was 80% off the road at an angle, fish tailing back and forth and I ended up unscathed.