Lawless world of "Service Dogs"

[Donger]

I was waiting for a plane a few months ago, sitting on the floor. I suddenly heard panting and slobbering. Turned to see a bulldog drooling like crazy with one of those vests on. The owner, a young woman, kept drying of its mouth. I asked her "Why do you need your dog to fly with you?" She replied, very dramatically that she's a very nervous flier. I simply said, "Well, did you consider driving instead?" She stared crying and left. I didn't see her on the plane.

[fan4ever]

Originally Posted by Donger

I was waiting for a plane a few months ago, sitting on the floor. I suddenly heard panting and slobbering. Turned to see a bulldog drooling like crazy with one of those vests on. The owner, a young woman, kept drying of its mouth. I asked her "Why do you need your dog to fly with you?" She replied, very dramatically that she's a very nervous flier. I simply said, "Well, did you consider driving instead?" She stared crying and left. I didn't see her on the plane.

Sounds to me she needs a service dog to help her cope with big meanies like yourself...

[notorious]

Originally Posted by Donger

I was waiting for a plane a few months ago, sitting on the floor. I suddenly heard panting and slobbering. Turned to see a bulldog drooling like crazy with one of those vests on. The owner, a young woman, kept drying of its mouth. I asked her ”Why do you need your dog to fly with you?" She replied, very dramatically that she's a very nervous flier. I simply said, "Well, did you consider driving instead?" She stared crying and left. I didn't see her on the plane.

CP isn’t the only place Donger can have a full conversation while only using questions.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by notorious

CP isn’t the only place Donger can have a full conversation while only using questions.

[Chargem]

Originally Posted by Donger

I was waiting for a plane a few months ago, sitting on the floor. I suddenly heard panting and slobbering. Turned to see a bulldog drooling like crazy with one of those vests on. The owner, a young woman, kept drying of its mouth. I asked her "Why do you need your dog to fly with you?" She replied, very dramatically that she's a very nervous flier. I simply said, "Well, did you consider driving instead?" She stared crying and left. I didn't see her on the plane.

The weirdest thing about that story is that you were sitting on the floor in an airport.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Chargem

The weirdest thing about that story is that you were sitting on the floor in an airport.

The plane was delayed and there weren't any seats available.

[Eleazar]

Originally Posted by Donger

I was waiting for a plane a few months ago, sitting on the floor. I suddenly heard panting and slobbering. Turned to see a bulldog drooling like crazy with one of those vests on. The owner, a young woman, kept drying of its mouth. I asked her "Why do you need your dog to fly with you?" She replied, very dramatically that she's a very nervous flier. I simply said, "Well, did you consider driving instead?" She stared crying and left. I didn't see her on the plane.

How the hell does a dog help with you being a nervous flyer? Is the dog going to fly the plane if there's an emergency? Is the dog going to deploy a parachute from that fake vest and bring you safely back down to earth? Are you supposed to take comfort in the fact that your dog's going to die too, because you were to crazy to fly without it? What the hell