Chiefs ****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Jacksonville Jaguars Gameday THREAD**** - Page 6

carcosa · 09-07-2019, 11:00 PM

If you're anything like me, you've got one most favorite top #1 National Football League football team you like the most:

The

KANSAS

CITY

CHIEFS!!!

Yes!

In honor of this first step on our journey to 19-0 (I GUARANTEE IT, WRITE IT DOWN, **** YOU) here are 19 fun facts about the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team!

1. They play American football!
2. Their colors are red and white, and also there's some yellow in there!
3. They are famously playing in Arrowhead Stadium, one of the top stadia of USA!
4. Their mascot is KC Wolf, who does a funny little dance that make his tummy jiggle!
5. The field at Arrowhead Stadium is a standard 100 yard American football field... Perfect for NFL games!
6. The Kansas City Chiefs have won 1 (one) Super Bowl!
7. Everybody likes to root and cheer for the team!
8. Fans who attend a Kansas City Chiefs game may purchase food, beverages, and other products within Arrowhead Stadium!
9. In 1971, an evil witch placed a hex upon the Kansas City Chiefs franchise!
10. That evil witch hated the Kansas City Chiefs because Hank Stram had given her the best dick of her life, only to suddenly dump her!
11. This hex doomed the Kansas City Chiefs to an eternity of anguish and despair!
12. The hex can only be broken by The Chosen Quarterback!
13. In 1995, a Perfect Child was born in Tyler, Texas!
14. That child's name was Patrick Mahomes!
15. In 2017, the Perfect Child was drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team!
16. In 2018, the Perfect Child was revealed to be the Chosen Quarterback!
17. Hot damn, can he throw a dang football!
18. There are also many other good players on the team!
19. THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FOOTBALL TEAM WILL GO 19-0 AND BREAK THE HEX AND WIN THE DAMN MOTHER****ING SUPER BOWL!!!!!

TIME TO TEAR OFF NICK FOLES'S GIANT DICK AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!

CHIEFS (MY FAVORITE TEAM) SHALL WIN THE GAME!!!!!!!! **** JACKSONVILLE INTO THE SEA!!!!;!!!!

Thank you!

Chargem · 09-08-2019, 06:51 AM

Time for some bold predictions:

1. One of the new acquisitions makes a big play today. I'm thinking pick 6 for HB or strip sack for Clark

2. One of the Rookies balls out. Either TD for Mecole or interception for Juan.

I'm going to go INT for Thornhill in the 2nd half and a strip sack at the end of the first for Clark.

TLO · 09-08-2019, 06:52 AM

How's the weather in Jacksonville looking?

TLO · 09-08-2019, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO

How's the weather in Jacksonville looking?

Glad you asked, TLO.

Supposed to be 98 degrees by 3pm. Low humidity levels. Would not be surprised to see some players cramping up today.

TwistedChief · 09-08-2019, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO

How's the weather in Jacksonville looking?

Mid 90s during the game. No wind.

It was about 90 last year in the opener (and felt hot af) and we had no issues.

Weather ain't gonna stop us...

Chargem · 09-08-2019, 06:57 AM

Oh god I can't get on gamepass website, weird dns probe error. Only have 4 hours for this to resolve itself!

**DaKCMan AP** · 09-08-2019, 06:58 AM

Naptown Chief · 09-08-2019, 07:01 AM

Bold prediction-

The Kansas City Chiefs NFL footballers, our #1 most favorite football NFL team, are going to win!

-King- · 09-08-2019, 07:01 AM

Yeah it's football season alright. The time where my brain wakes up early as shit on Sundays for no reason no matter what time I went to sleep. If I had it my way I wouldn't wake up any earlier than 11am and would only have to wait an hr until game time. But nope!

TambaBerry · 09-08-2019, 07:02 AM

Boom! He good we good domination time

**cabletech94** · 09-08-2019, 07:07 AM

who the efff is carcosa?

and more importantly, why the hell did it take me this long to love him/her?

/just a little homo

chiefs by 14.

**Bwana** · 09-08-2019, 07:08 AM

It's been a long off season, lets roll!

Pablo · 09-08-2019, 07:10 AM

LETS ****ING GO!!

SUPERBOWL OR BUST!!

Hanging 40 on these frauds right out of the gate.

Naptown Chief · 09-08-2019, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cabletech94

who the efff is carcosa?

and more importantly, why the hell did it take me this long to love him/her?

/just a little homo

chiefs by 14.

Carcosa is the hero we didn't know we had and the hero we didn't know we needed. He's also a sweetie pie muffin!

pugsnotdrugs19 · 09-08-2019, 07:13 AM

Pug predictions.....

- Mahomes: 24/35, 293 pass yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT
- Damien and LeSean combo for 100 rush yards
- Hill gets loose for one big play, racks up 5 catches for 80 yards and a tudder
- Kelce has a big day, 100+ yards
- Clark collects 2.5 sacks, Jones gets 1.0....
- Thornhill gets his first career INT

Chiefs 31, Jags 20

**Donger** · 09-08-2019, 07:14 AM

09-07-2019, 11:00 PM
carcosa Thank you Join Date: May 2014 Casino cash: $-866305	**OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Jacksonville Jaguars Gameday THREAD If you're anything like me, you've got one most favorite top #1 National Football League football team you like the most: The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!! Yes! In honor of this first step on our journey to 19-0 (I GUARANTEE IT, WRITE IT DOWN, YOU) here are 19 fun facts about the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team! 1. They play American football! 2. Their colors are red and white, and also there's some yellow in there! 3. They are famously playing in Arrowhead Stadium, one of the top stadia of USA! 4. Their mascot is KC Wolf, who does a funny little dance that make his tummy jiggle! 5. The field at Arrowhead Stadium is a standard 100 yard American football field... Perfect for NFL games! 6. The Kansas City Chiefs have won 1 (one) Super Bowl! 7. Everybody likes to root and cheer for the team! 8. Fans who attend a Kansas City Chiefs game may purchase food, beverages, and other products within Arrowhead Stadium! 9. In 1971, an evil witch placed a hex upon the Kansas City Chiefs franchise! 10. That evil witch hated the Kansas City Chiefs because Hank Stram had given her the best dick of her life, only to suddenly dump her! 11. This hex doomed the Kansas City Chiefs to an eternity of anguish and despair! 12. The hex can only be broken by The Chosen Quarterback! 13. In 1995, a Perfect Child was born in Tyler, Texas! 14. That child's name was Patrick Mahomes! 15. In 2017, the Perfect Child was drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team! 16. In 2018, the Perfect Child was revealed to be the Chosen Quarterback! 17. Hot damn, can he throw a dang football! 18. There are also many other good players on the team! 19. THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FOOTBALL TEAM WILL GO 19-0 AND BREAK THE HEX AND WIN THE DAMN MOTHERING SUPER BOWL!!!!! TIME TO TEAR OFF NICK FOLES'S GIANT DICK AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!!!!!!!!!! CHIEFS (MY FAVORITE TEAM) SHALL WIN THE GAME!!!!!!!! ** JACKSONVILLE INTO THE SEA!!!!;!!!! Thank you!
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09-08-2019, 06:51 AM	#76
Chargem Veteran Join Date: Feb 2018 Casino cash: $1000400	Time for some bold predictions: 1. One of the new acquisitions makes a big play today. I'm thinking pick 6 for HB or strip sack for Clark 2. One of the Rookies balls out. Either TD for Mecole or interception for Juan. I'm going to go INT for Thornhill in the 2nd half and a strip sack at the end of the first for Clark.
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09-08-2019, 06:52 AM	#77
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09-08-2019, 07:01 AM	#82
Naptown Chief Banned Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Annapolis, MD Casino cash: $10002400	Bold prediction- The Kansas City Chiefs NFL footballers, our #1 most favorite football NFL team, are going to win!
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-King- ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ Join Date: Jan 2009 Casino cash: $-1464257	Yeah it's football season alright. The time where my brain wakes up early as shit on Sundays for no reason no matter what time I went to sleep. If I had it my way I wouldn't wake up any earlier than 11am and would only have to wait an hr until game time. But nope!
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09-08-2019, 07:02 AM	#84
TambaBerry MVP Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $-1564459	Boom! He good we good domination time
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09-08-2019, 07:07 AM	#85
cabletech94 Everything is Awesome!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Pitt Casino cash: $-1613195	who the efff is carcosa? and more importantly, why the hell did it take me this long to love him/her? /just a little homo chiefs by 14. __________________ Originally Posted by Big Smoke May as well laugh. Otherwise I will probably break shit.
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09-08-2019, 07:08 AM	#86
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09-08-2019, 07:10 AM	#87
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northland Casino cash: $-1940644	LETS ****ING GO!! SUPERBOWL OR BUST!! Hanging 40 on these frauds right out of the gate.
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09-08-2019, 07:13 AM	#89
pugsnotdrugs19 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2013 Casino cash: $6569447	Pug predictions..... - Mahomes: 24/35, 293 pass yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT - Damien and LeSean combo for 100 rush yards - Hill gets loose for one big play, racks up 5 catches for 80 yards and a tudder - Kelce has a big day, 100+ yards - Clark collects 2.5 sacks, Jones gets 1.0.... - Thornhill gets his first career INT Chiefs 31, Jags 20
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09-08-2019, 07:14 AM	#90
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