Rest of the nation may think Patriots are done, but we know better

[Hammock Parties]

Cheesy?

****. You. Dan.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/p...sxO/story.html

By Dan Shaughnessy Globe Staff

STILL HOUSTON — What a field day for the hate.

Monday. Tuesday. Every day. And this is the way it’s going to be until the Patriots get a chance to prove everybody wrong at Gillette Stadium against the Chiefs Sunday.

It’s open season on Tom Brady and the Patriots across Football America. The Patriots are frauds. They are the worst 10-2 team in NFL history. They are a house of cards, upheld only by a soft schedule, the stupidity of others, and the genius of Bill Belichick.

Suddenly those Patriot wins against the Eagles and Cowboys don’t look so impressive anymore. In a cluster of 10-2 teams including the 49ers, Seahawks, Saints, and Ravens, the Patriots are the ones that don’t belong. They are the ones trending in the wrong direction as the playoffs near.

America is loving it. And you know why.

It started late Sunday night after the carnage in Houston. Rex Ryan went on ESPN and said this was the worst Patriots team he’s seen. A four-person panel on FS1 Tuesday morning dedicated a 10-minute segment to “Patriot Problems,” featuring an endless loop of Brady yelling at his teammates and doing the diva thing after botched routes by his receivers. The sports cover of Tuesday’s USA Today featured a photo of Brady sitting on his butt in the middle of NRG Stadium, accompanied by a headline reading, “Brady had better heed warning signs.’’ An ESPN pundit compared the quarterback with the Bears’ Mitchell Trubisky.

It’s on, folks. Brady is calcifying in front of our eyes, the Patriots are free-fallin’, and the tailgating universe is loving it. Bill Polian, Max Kellerman, Marshall Faulk, and Shannon Sharpe have been waiting 20 years for a week like this.

You can be sure that the Chiefs — despite their clock-management issues and cheesy defense, and the fact that they couldn’t beat New England while playing at home last January — will be repackaged this week as the greatest Chiefs team of all time, better than anything Hank Stram put together. Patrick Mahomes will be touted as the next young quarterback (joining Lamar Jackson and Deshaun Watson) to expose and outplay Old Man Brady. The Chiefs will be the hot pick.

And the hot take will be the inevitable crumbling of the Patriot dynasty.

We all know that there is a Never Patriots movement in the deep state of NFL America. These are the millions of angry fans who have seen their way of life uprooted by decades of Patriot dominance. Folks who had it so good for so long in places like Pittsburgh, Miami, Indianapolis, and Denver have seen their teams repeatedly humbled and humiliated by Belichick, Brady, and the Patriots. Stadiums as far away as San Diego, Miami, and Houston have been aggressively occupied by Patriot fans, turning road games into home games for the Brady crowd.

Let’s face it, having one team play in nine of the last 18 Super Bowls, and four of the last five, is too much for the rest of the country. The Patriots are hated the way the old New York Yankees were hated. Just too good for too long. And caught cheating while they were doing it.

As a result, any time there appears to be a crack in the New England machine, pundits and fans are quick to announce that this is the end (Trent Dilfer in 2014: “They’re not good anymore!”).

That’s what we’ll be getting for the rest of this week, and I don’t even want to think about what it will be like if the Chiefs win in Foxborough Sunday. The Patriots never lose home games in December. The last time they lost a game at the Lighthouse in December was in 2015 against the Eagles.

It’s weird now to look back a few months to a time when we were talking about the Patriots maybe running the table and going 19-0. They had the greatest defense of all time, they had Antonio Brown for a week and a half, and we were all pretty sure Gronk was coming back. The Patriots traded a second-round pick for an established receiver. Belichick was loading up for one last Super Bowl win with Brady.

(Aside: Can everybody stop with the AB nonsense? He is not coming back to the Patriots. He took yet another social media shot at Bob Kraft and Orchids of Asia Monday. It’s over, people.)

Now there is doubt about the Patriots everywhere, even on the airwaves of the SportsHub and WEEI. And the Never Patriots crowd has seized the day, reveling in the “demise” of a team that still has the greatest coach and quarterback of all time and still shares the best record in football.

As ever, New England’s game plan is to stay the course, wait for the Bills to beat the Ravens Sunday at 1, then topple the Chiefs and ascend to the No. 1 seed again.

Perfect. It will restore order to the universe.

After the Patriots victory Sunday night in Foxborough, Belichick gets to go to the podium, pretend nothing significant just happened, and say the words that will comfort every citizen of Patriot Nation.

“We’re on to Cincinnati.’’

[carcosa]

I hope they all DIE!!!!!!

[Rain Man]

The game is going to come down to big plays and the number of officials that Bob Kraft has purchased.

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Brady and that offense are a broken down shell of their former selves.

We put 20 on the board and we should win this.

[BossChief]

Our DL should dominate. Our secondary should get 3 picks. Our defense should keep NE under 20. If Fenton or Claiborne are able to play, make that 17. Max. Harassing Brady all day and into the night.

Our offense should be able to outscore them. If Mahomes struggles a little, we win by 1 score. If Mahomes has a good game we win by 10 or more. If the offense is in “make a statement” mode and Darwin gets 20 touches, we win by blowout.

[teedubya]

Originally Posted by MMXcalibur

Somehow, the Patriots will convince themselves they are underdogs.
**** them.

This. **** them.

[scho63]

I never, ever, ever take playing the Patriots lightly and certainly in their place.

Bill Belichick will have some sort of devious plan up his sleeve. He is an evil genius.

We need to play ABOVE our pay grades all over the field to beat these ****ers.

[BossChief]

I hope they come out with everything they have Sunday. I want to see the best version of Tom Brady we will see all year. Same goes for the rest of their offense. Not even the refs are going to be able to alter this fate.

These young Chief savages are going to get the victory they deserve and won’t lose again till next season.

It’s going to be glorious.

[eDave]

Originally Posted by scho63

I never, ever, ever take playing the Patriots lightly and certainly in their place.

Bill Belichick will have some sort of devious plan up his sleeve. He is an evil genius.

We need to play ABOVE our pay grades all over the field to beat these ****ers.

Absolutely. Anyone confirming a win is delusional. I think we do, but it ain't no cakewalk.

GREAT game for our Phoenix Crew meetup. Among a **** ton of football fans from all over. I'm lit for Sunday man. Just moved $50K to cash. My stupid ass will end up buying Santisi's a round.
Look out!

[BossChief]

Tom Brady is going to throw a big old fashioned hissy fit during this game and possibly get benched for playing as bad as he’s going to Sunday.

There will be picks and strip sacks.

Spag isn’t going to sit back like Sutton did.

He’s going to hunt a Brady.

[TwistedChief]

The bottom line is they've pretty much always won THIS specific game in prior years. They've always come back from these moments of despair and emerged as a dominant Patriots team that makes another real Super Bowl run.

The question is: is this time different?

I would love nothing more than to put the dagger into their mother****ing dynasty with a dominant performance this weekend. This honestly could not be scripted any better for the Chiefs to have one of their most fulfilling victories in years.

[scho63]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

The bottom line is they've pretty much always won THIS specific game in prior years. They've always come back from these moments of despair and emerged as a dominant Patriots team that makes another real Super Bowl run.

The question is: is this time different?

I would love nothing more than to put the dagger into their mother****ing dynasty with a dominant performance this weekend. This honestly could not be scripted any better for the Chiefs to have one of their most fulfilling victories in years.

Excellent post!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You guys always do this. They have an average offense? BLOWOUT!!!

Stop taking teams lightly...especially New England

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

You guys always do this. They have an average offense? BLOWOUT!!!

Stop taking teams lightly...especially New England

Ah, the token "don't take them lightly" post. Thanks for reminding us. I'll be sure to let the guys on the team know not to take the 10-2 defending Super Bowl champion Patriots lightly.

[Red Dawg]

Not over till it's over. Pat's are done when they are knocked out of the race. Brady most likely is out after this season though. Not seeing Bill going along with him 43.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Most of the places Ive seen have the Pats ranked team #5 or so. "Oh, no, ppl have questions about our team and don't think we're an unstoppable roving deathstar of room."

Whiny bitches.