It's *****OFFICIAL: The Cast of the SW Sequel Trilogy Are Bailing Out*****

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Whaaaa? Did you just say no one buys Star Wars merchandise?

Uh yeah, that's exactly what I said. It's Christmas. Take a stroll through Walmart or Kmart toys and report back to us.

Hint: It ain't 1978 out there. ****, it's not even 1998.
If it weren't for baby Yoda( don't even ****ing ask ), Disney would probably record another record setting holiday season of shitty merch sales.

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Igor and the ****ress "neglected" to invite George Lucas to the premier.

I sincerely hope those two don't travel much outside of their sphere of influence because they're both courting and are wholly due the most embarrassing public ass whipping two clowns ever earned. I'm talking full on cosplay midgets in Yoda costumes just beating the SHIT out of that queer and his talentless hack **** on-a leash( who everyone knows is toast when that contract expires ), and not giving a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh about consequences.

And how the **** are you going catch and arrest them anyway?
"What did the assailants look like Mr. Igor" ?

" Um, well"....