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MVP
Join Date: Jan 2013
Casino cash: $-1374459
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I'd be going to some remote beach resort and get massages all day long
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#17 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
Casino cash: $17775
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Slowly come to around 10 am with a raging boner, finish Brittney off with a slow spoonjob
Order the biggest, most expensive breakfast I can find Take a gloriously hot shower before it arrives Pound down some chow, drag Brittney back to bed Nap Wake up and stare out the window, king of everything i survey Call the boys up for our next party |
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#18 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-482449
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Yeah. Take a yacht to Bali. A yacht with a good fitness center, of course.
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#19 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $1000478
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I'm a little concerned about Mahomes, not gonna lie.
Go easy, kid. But if you have to die young, this is the way.
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#20 |
Banned!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
Casino cash: $30194
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Take head and steal a laptop.
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#21 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Casino cash: $-1484568
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Get up.
Take a shit on MY toilet for the first time in a week. Stuff my face with food and fine whine. Go back to bed.
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Join Date: Dec 2018
Casino cash: $-1039600
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I would be the biggest prick in the world if people worshipped me like that. I have no idea how he stays humble. |
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#23 |
Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
Casino cash: $-1938075
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#24 |
MVP
Join Date: Dec 2018
Casino cash: $-1039600
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#25 |
Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
Casino cash: $-1938075
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#26 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Nov 2018
Casino cash: $6350400
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So now we’re concerned with Pat drinking?? He knows it’s the offseason now. He has a couple weeks to party and live life then back to the gym
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MVP
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Canada
Casino cash: $6790890
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Andy needs to ensure shit doesn’t go off the rails. The success has come easy. 2018 MVP. Bounces back from what should have been a long term injury and then goes on to win the Superbowl, and is the game MVP. Everybody wants a piece of him. Stay humble young prince. The wolves await in the dark. |
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#28 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
Casino cash: $9998560
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I'd probably run around town seeing how many free meals I can get.
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#29 |
The Insider
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Lake of the Ozarks
Casino cash: $-1391248
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Bang Brittney, take a shit, drink a beer, scratch my balls, take a shower, since I'm 24 probably beat my meat, put my Oakleys on while doing all of the above with Head & Shoulders and some Hyvee food.
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#30 |
Thank you
Join Date: May 2014
Casino cash: $-626305
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I'd do some big Jacking Offs
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