**** ChiefsPlanet Coronavirus 2020 Infection and Tales****

[threebag]

This is the Official Scorecard of the WuFlu, Coronavirus, COVID-19 or other shit.

Since the next best thing since sliced bread or Chiefs Super Bowl Victories is making its way across the globe. This is a more personal thread to monitor who, when, where, how and other related shit. If you are prepping, what’s your plan of attack? Toilet Paper-face masks or Face masks-Toilet Paper? If you are just scrubbing your hands and singing an endless loop of Happy Birthday, what soap are you using? Grab your collective asses and hold on. Bleach your keyboards and offer up the best ya got.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by displacedinMN

Did not know where to put this.

I can buy that that's the cause. I know, when driving around Denver, I've looked down and realized I'm going like 75 in a 55 just because there's so little traffic. I'm not used to having to pay attention to my speed in town.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

paper towels at the price chopper

i'm saved!!!

MREs come in 12 days

Smart man, it’s a good time to stock up on some MRE’s

It’s just too bad the civilian versions aren’t nearly as good as military ones, it was a sad day when they stopped letting the public have them

[threebag]

We have TP...

With the limits your allowed to buy now there is food on the shelves more often, you just have to go to the store more.

[eDave]

Originally Posted by threebag02

We have TP...

With the limits your allowed to buy now there is food on the shelves more often, you just have to go to the store more.

My store was way more stocked today. Been about a week since I was there.

Fully stocked with Cheeze-its but I prefer Goldfish.

[mlyonsd]

Originally Posted by threebag02

We have TP...

With the limits your allowed to buy now there is food on the shelves more often, you just have to go to the store more.

The wife bought a bag of Bugles today and Easy Cheese...now I'm scared of opening the bag. I might choke to death.

[threebag]

Originally Posted by mlyonsd

The wife bought a bag of Bugles today and Easy Cheese...now I'm scared of opening the bag. I might choke to death.

Enjoy them. I prefer mine filled just to the edge of the Bugle. My kids like mini Easy Cheese cones.

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by DaFace

I can buy that that's the cause. I know, when driving around Denver, I've looked down and realized I'm going like 75 in a 55 just because there's so little traffic. I'm not used to having to pay attention to my speed in town.

I went and did a small job in town and the motorcycle cops were out in force pulling over speeders.

[prhom]

Originally Posted by threebag02

Enjoy them. I prefer mine filled just to the edge of the Bugle. My kids like mini Easy Cheese cones.

Have you tried the sweet and salty caramel Bugles? I probably hadn't eaten a Bugle in over 20 years, but grabbed a bag of those babies the other day when the snack selection was lean. Wow, those things are really good and very addictive. If you're a Bugle fan, you gotta try those.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

They look like a Wuhan Fleshlight

You're on fire in this thread man,

[threebag]

Originally Posted by prhom

Have you tried the sweet and salty caramel Bugles? I probably hadn't eaten a Bugle in over 20 years, but grabbed a bag of those babies the other day when the snack selection was lean. Wow, those things are really good and very addictive. If you're a Bugle fan, you gotta try those.

Yeah they are good.

[threebag]

Grocery store looks great today. Almost felt a little normal except for all the gloves and masks. Kind of sucks on the limit items but it’s nice everyone gets to eat.

Any word on the Easy Cheese and Bugles? Or we waiting for a report from the Review Brah?

[displacedinMN]

People fined here for violating stay at home order

A Winnebago, Minn., police officer was on patrol last month when he was struck by the sight of four cars parked outside Shooters Bar.

When he tried to investigate whether the bar was defying Gov. Tim Walz's March 16 executive order requiring bars and restaurants to cease dine-in service, he found the door locked and four men inside playing cards and drinking.

Bar owner David M. Schuster of Winnebago was charged March 26 in Faribault County District Court with a rare offense — violating an emergency powers order or rule.

Schuster, 57, became the first Minnesotan charged with violating one of Walz's several executive orders aimed at stopping the spread of COVID-19,

A Cottage Grove officer was on patrol Tuesday when he saw a local woman driving. She had a history of driving while her license was canceled, said court documents.

The officer stopped her.

"She told me that she just left Taco Bell and before that she was organizing her belongings at Acorn Mini Storage in Cottage Grove," said the citation.

The officer cited the woman for driving after cancellation and for violating Walz's stay-at-home order.

Ronald W. Beattie Jr., of Baxter, was charged April 9 after police found his lingerie and underwear store, Risky Business, open in Brainerd.

According to the charges: Police received information on March 31 that the store was open. An officer found two cars parked out front and the “open” sign lit up. A third vehicle pulled up. The officer reached Beattie, who was not at the store, by phone.

Beattie “stated that his store was an essential business as a ‘general merchandise’ store,” the charges said.

Walz has limited business operations to essential stores such as grocery stores, pharmacies and home improvement stores, among others.

A man who answered the phone at Risky Business on Monday declined to comment.

[mlyonsd]

Originally Posted by threebag02

Grocery store looks great today. Almost felt a little normal except for all the gloves and masks. Kind of sucks on the limit items but it’s nice everyone gets to eat.

Any word on the Easy Cheese and Bugles? Or we waiting for a report from the Review Brah?

The wife and I did this as an appetizer before supper. So here's my report.

You tried to kill me. This is a dangerous act. Probably Tide Pods X 10. Rounded up.

It started out slow and simple. Looking into the bag of Bugles for one with an opening that seemed large enough to accept Easy Cheese. It quickly escalated out of control to where Bugles pinched shut or broken in half were acceptable candidates.

I quickly realized I could reload a Bugle faster than I could reload my shotgun. As I kept stuffing them in my mouth I glanced over at my glass of ice water I had left on the kitchen counter. It was so close. But yet so far. Just....one....more. Then I could drink. If you ever try this high you will most likely die.

The wife had a different tact. She would load three of them up between her fingers, load with cheese, then place a sliced green olive on each before eating them. Very inefficient and I've decided she will be worthless if Red Dawn happens.

As I fade out of carbo haze I can't remember what was supposed to be for supper.

[threebag]

It’s a tasty snack. I use the cheddar Easy Cheese. Sometimes I just grab a handful of Bugles, Easy Cheese the pile, then eat the whole lot at once.

[lewdog]

My mom's 73 year old cousin in Michigan survived the virus.

Said she felt like shit for 15 days including numerous days of 103-104 fever but was told to stay home unless she became short of breath.

I am very surprised and thought she might not make it around day 9.