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[kccrow]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks

I feel bad for you. I'd hate to go through life as miserable as you obviously are. The fact that you let a message board play that big of a role in your life speaks volumes about you.

You'll be happy to know that it's an extremely small proportion of the many things in life that contribute to my misery and overall hatred of the societal dynamics of the human species but is profoundly impactful on how I react to the masses of idiots that traverse board.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Originally Posted by kccrow

You'll be happy to know that it's an extremely small proportion of the many things in life that contribute to my misery and overall hatred of the societal dynamics of the human species but is profoundly impactful on how I react to the masses of idiots that traverse board.

You must have confused me with someone who gives a shit. Good bye.

[kccrow]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks

You must have confused me with someone who gives a shit. Good bye.

No, I recognized you as one belonging to the mass of incognizant buffoons that spew drivel throughout the board and thought I'd humor you with the attention you so desperately seek. Your response is proof enough. I get a good chuckle seeing assholes such as yourself seek assimilation via emulation.