News Kim Jong Un - Overweight Smoker with health issues. - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 04-20-2020, 10:49 PM

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Bottom line: he apparently had heart surgery and there are rumblings that it didn't go well. He was last seen on April 11th and didn't make an appearance at Kim Il Sung's birthday anniversary, which is the biggest holiday in North Korea. (Presumably they eat turkey and watch football on that day.)

I dunno, though. He seems like the prototype bullseye of a certain virus that targets overweight smokers who (according to official lore) never use the bathroom. He's only in his 30s, but he fits the profile.

**BigRedChief** · 04-21-2020, 07:49 AM

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Apparently in a coma. Since he killed his half brother, NK may get a female Premier before us. I hear she's batshit crazier.

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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin

From what I've read his sister and she's a complete nut job.

With control of Nukes? Nothing to worry about there.

Mecca · 04-21-2020, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Doesn't he put people in jail for having the same haircut?

I didn't tell you to go to North Korea with it...

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2020, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Doesn't he put people in jail for having the same haircut?

I thought it was for not having the same haircut. We should confirm that before going there.

FloridaMan88 · 04-21-2020, 08:44 AM

He's probably just faking a serious illness to binge watch The Last Dance documentary.

He was a huge Bulls fan growing up apparently (before he gained 700 pounds)...

Holladay · 04-21-2020, 10:13 AM

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"excessive smoking, obesity, and overwork,"

I liked the "overwork" zinger.

oldman · 04-21-2020, 04:16 PM

That place is so locked down we (the rest of the world) will never know what's happening there for sure. The last time I looked, they supposedly didn't have any COVID-19 cases.

JohnnyHammersticks · 04-21-2020, 04:22 PM

Have we signed this POS yet?

Megatron96 · 04-21-2020, 06:37 PM

The fact that he didn't show up to his father's birthday celebration is ominous.

If he does die, or even if he just remains in a coma overlong, there's going to be a spate of assassinations. Er, I meant 'inexplicable but "natural" deaths' among the cabinet. It'll be interesting to see whether his sister comes through that alive. If she does, that'll indicate to me that she's a lot smarter and more dangerous than I currently give her credit for.

**TribalElder** · 04-21-2020, 07:13 PM

I'm not sure if NK has any first round picks this year but if they do they might be able to pick up a new dictator in the draft. There are also some quality options in the later rounds as dictator is a pretty deep position this year.

seclark · 04-21-2020, 07:19 PM

Probably just got the shits
He’ll be fine
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**Baby Lee** · 04-21-2020, 09:28 PM

Sorce · 04-22-2020, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark

Probably just got the shits
He’ll be fine
sec

He doesn't poop, this must be serious.

neech · 04-22-2020, 07:18 AM

Kaffee:
You said he was being transferred, because he was in grave danger.

Jessup:
That's correct.

Kaffee:
You said he was in danger. I said "grave danger"?

Megatron96 · 04-22-2020, 04:35 PM

So still no news about his health?

**Rain Man** · 04-22-2020, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96

So still no news about his health?

I'm monitoring the situation, and it's becoming more confused. It appears tha there's some walking back now on "grave danger", but it was still seen as a really big deal that he missed their holiday situation. I guess it's possible that he was just laid up and is now recovering. But I wonder who the intelligence source was who first broke the "grave danger" thing. Something happened to cause that rumor, whether it was legit or not.

There's probably a lot of angst about appearing in public after an illness when you're trying to convince people that you're a god.

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Megatron96 Suupraa Geniuuusss Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: North Phoenix, AZ Casino cash: $-1939600	The fact that he didn't show up to his father's birthday celebration is ominous. If he does die, or even if he just remains in a coma overlong, there's going to be a spate of assassinations. Er, I meant 'inexplicable but "natural" deaths' among the cabinet. It'll be interesting to see whether his sister comes through that alive. If she does, that'll indicate to me that she's a lot smarter and more dangerous than I currently give her credit for.
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