*****2020 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2020 - WORLD CHAMPION EDITION

We are now within 24 hours - Cincinnati is on the clock.

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules:
1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").

2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future.


Here is our current pick order:

• Round 1: Pick No. 32: CLYDE EDWARDS-HELAIRE, RB, LSU
• Round 2: Pick No. 63: WILLIE GAY, JR, LB, MISS. STATE
• Round 3: Pick No. 96: LUCAS NIANG, OL, TCU
• Round 4: Pick No. 138: L'JARIUS SNEED, DB, LA. TECH
• Round 5: Pick No. 177: MIKE DANNA, DE, MICHIGAN
• Round 6: No Picks
• Round 7: Pick No. 237: THAKARIUS BOPETE KEYES, CB, Tulane

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

Time to grind! pic.twitter.com/FGn916qBq1

— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) April 24, 2020

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

So are we supposed to make a game of it and guess which one of the draftees parents died and how?

I'm just explaining how these Reality Broadcasts work, Brother

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by Marcellus

How the **** hasn't Rabblerouser won a reality show yet then?

It's coming...

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Welcome to Reality TV.

Ever wonder why nearly every contestant on America's Got Talent, X Factor, American Idol, American Gladiator, et al, have a tragic story?

Drama = ratings.

"Let me tell you tragedy of DaneMcCloud....he had to wait 20 minutes to get into Costco"

[kccrow]

Go up and get Epenesa please Veach. Brass balls.

[rabblerouser]

Winfield is still on the board...

[Dante84]

There's no way Epenesa lasts to us, is there?

[Mecca]

There goes Delpit.

[Rain Man]

Delpit's family was displaced after Katrina. That's kind of a lame tragedy.

[jerryaldini]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Kmet has attractive sisters assuming they're 18 years old. Otherwise I never saw anything.

No 14 year olds wearing only a t-shirt for you so far tonight

[neech]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Uh oh. I don't see a father in Grant Delpit's room. Stay tuned.

Haha

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by Dante84

There's no way Epenesa lasts to us, is there?

Nope

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

"Let me tell you tragedy of DaneMcCloud....he had to wait 20 minutes to get into Costco"

[Chief Northman]

Denver will take Chinn

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

They're at least 30 seconds behind their TV's.

It's called Latency, and it occurs over all internet broadcasts because broadcasters send 480, 720, 1080i, 1080p and in some cases, 4K broadcasts, simultaneously, which is why the latency occurs.

I understand latency. I was assuming they were already compensating for the delay. They know it’s there. Why cut to the player before they even know yet?

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

I’m still concerned with what I saw with Vrabel’s daughter last night.

dude. Even if she's legal, Vrabel would KILL YOU.