Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by JimNasium

WTF? Are you not answering the questions in the order they were taken?

Jim, Please don't feel slighted. A question with such serious implications can often take a great deal of time to ponder, to make sure that the best advice is given for your price of admission.

"should you trust a man who wears a pinky ring".

I'd say that depends on the situation. See, while this question appears simple on the surface, its a delicate item, with complex theories not always aggreed upon by those in my perfection.

For example.
If you're sharing a tent with a guy at a Logging camp, who is wearing a pinky ring.....I'd recommend sleeping in long pants and zipping the bag up tighter. If you're seeking advice on redecorating the kitchen or the Den to suprise your wife, you may actually wish to SEEK a man in a pinky ring. This may also be the case if you are getting a haircut. If you're going with the flat top, butch, or high-n-tight....I'd recommend an old guy without a pinky ring, preferably named Floyd or Gary.......If you have the "Ryan Secrest" thing happening.....again...Seek out a guy with a pinky ring...Prefeably named Lance or Skylar.

hope that is helpful
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