Letter to family

big nasty kcnut · 07:32 AM

Dear mom and dad

The war is getting nasty over here. Our capt. ndbbm and Lt. the Talking Can are great soldiers and good mens. Alway flirting with sgt. jennygump and JazzzLovr. Let just say future sen. ndbbm and profootball player the Talking Can have plenty of dance partners.

Navigator Slayer Diablo is a young guy but handle our trip well and is a good kid wish he would stop acting so young and stick with the mission at hand. Heard he want to be a cop. Engineer Shakesthecat can really get the job done on the engine and really smart. He alway flirting with the girls but also fixing up old motorcycles. Heard he going to be a inventor got this thing called tv coming out.

Our Radio Op. Simplex3 got a great speaking voice. Should be a singer or host of a radio show. his great sense of humor alway relax us before we go on our missions. Tail Gunner mikey23545 one of our gunners he very good on his shots. He been teaching to the crew trick shooting and want to be part of the f.b.i.

Ball Turret Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan got more guts then most of us. Being by himself in that ball is scary but he like it. He working on a plan to write a book called Be a man face your fears. Very smart and ladies love him. Right Waist Gunner Bunnytrdr is our tough guy. He alway there when we need his help to get rid of the punks who picked on Slayer Diablo.
Slayer is a tough guy don't get me wrong but he alway trying to prove he the toughest guy in the bar and then when he outnumbered Bunnytrdr help him out. They are good friends but Slayer need to learn to pick his battles. Heard Bunnytrdr want to be a stuntman in hollywood.

Left Waist Gunner Chickie44 is the only lady on my crew but she also a lady who we count on to get stuff we need before our missions. She hooked up to everybody and know a lots of secrets to help us on liberty and at work. she work for a bank but want to be a Genealogy teacher. Plus she sending you two a bottle of canadian whiskey for my homecoming party.

Well can't tell you what our mission was but can tell you that this old kansas boy can light up those nazi 99% successful bombing run. Also dad you old friend ike is here leading the troops and he promise to give us a party for the mission run success.

Met other crewmens like Capt. Special Ed and good friend Warrior5. My friend or better yet my sleeping buddy cntrygal is very sweet. She a party animal and find all type of guy to sleep with but when she need some relaxing time we hang out drink a little and sleep in diff.beds in a hotel. We got each other back and after the war she going to hollywood to be a actress.

Me well i'm going to open that bar in manhatten ks. and work for the newspaper. Got to go but will write again soon and tell mom thank for the cookies and yes i'm still training my sword handling with that great looking asian woman. I'll be greater then flynn and farrar combine.

bye for now brad essex

p.s. pray for the losts souls of Gunther’s Thunder II and the mens who lost their lives.

**Rain Man** · 02-15-2004, 02:28 PM

Cool. I got mentioned in your letter, kind of.

cntrygal's going to want a copy sent to her attorney as well.

**Iowanian** · 02-15-2004, 08:48 PM

Capitol Letters to begin sentences. Punctuation?

This is obviously war Propaganda

Slayer Diablo · 02-15-2004, 09:23 PM

Wow...kinda reminds me that I should right a letter. No one back in America knows that I've died twice.

Braincase · 02-17-2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Slayer Diablo

Wow...kinda reminds me that I should right a letter. No one back in America knows that I've died twice.

If you're counting the number of times you've died and een owned on board threads, you need to move that decimal point over to the right a couple three times.

Slayer Diablo · 02-17-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BrainCase

If you're counting the number of times you've died and een owned on board threads, you need to move that decimal point over to the right a couple three times.

"couple three times"?

**Dartgod** · 02-17-2004, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Slayer Diablo

"couple three times"?

Good God, man! Don't you speak redneck?

Slayer Diablo · 02-17-2004, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Good God, man! Don't you speak redneck?

I've actually talked to quite a few rednecks, and none of them say stuff like that.

Hydrae · 02-17-2004, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Slayer Diablo

I've actually talked to quite a few rednecks, and none of them say stuff like that.

Then they sure as heck weren't much in the way of rednecks now, were they?

Warrior5 · 02-18-2004, 01:09 AM

the days of the draft.

Cntrygal · 02-18-2004, 03:12 AM

02-18-2004, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcnut

My friend or better yet my sleeping buddy cntrygal is very sweet. She a party animal and find all type of guy to sleep with but when she need some relaxing time we hang out drink a little and sleep in diff.beds in a hotel. We got each other back and after the war she going to hollywood to be a actress.

Dude. Can't you spell "slut"?

big nasty kcnut · 02-18-2004, 09:18 AM

Phobia not me my mom would kick the shiite out of me if i'd called a woman that word.

big nasty kcnut · 02-18-2004, 09:20 AM

Sleeping buddy is like you know like when we was kids and your friends would come over for a sleep over. That what countrygal is. Not for sexual relations just to hang out together.

ndbbm · 02-18-2004, 09:39 AM

Well shit, it's good to be king. JG and Jazz...How's my flirting going?

02-15-2004, 07:23 AM
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2229100	Letter to family Dear mom and dad The war is getting nasty over here. Our capt. ndbbm and Lt. the Talking Can are great soldiers and good mens. Alway flirting with sgt. jennygump and JazzzLovr. Let just say future sen. ndbbm and profootball player the Talking Can have plenty of dance partners. Navigator Slayer Diablo is a young guy but handle our trip well and is a good kid wish he would stop acting so young and stick with the mission at hand. Heard he want to be a cop. Engineer Shakesthecat can really get the job done on the engine and really smart. He alway flirting with the girls but also fixing up old motorcycles. Heard he going to be a inventor got this thing called tv coming out. Our Radio Op. Simplex3 got a great speaking voice. Should be a singer or host of a radio show. his great sense of humor alway relax us before we go on our missions. Tail Gunner mikey23545 one of our gunners he very good on his shots. He been teaching to the crew trick shooting and want to be part of the f.b.i. Ball Turret Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan got more guts then most of us. Being by himself in that ball is scary but he like it. He working on a plan to write a book called Be a man face your fears. Very smart and ladies love him. Right Waist Gunner Bunnytrdr is our tough guy. He alway there when we need his help to get rid of the punks who picked on Slayer Diablo. Slayer is a tough guy don't get me wrong but he alway trying to prove he the toughest guy in the bar and then when he outnumbered Bunnytrdr help him out. They are good friends but Slayer need to learn to pick his battles. Heard Bunnytrdr want to be a stuntman in hollywood. Left Waist Gunner Chickie44 is the only lady on my crew but she also a lady who we count on to get stuff we need before our missions. She hooked up to everybody and know a lots of secrets to help us on liberty and at work. she work for a bank but want to be a Genealogy teacher. Plus she sending you two a bottle of canadian whiskey for my homecoming party. Well can't tell you what our mission was but can tell you that this old kansas boy can light up those nazi 99% successful bombing run. Also dad you old friend ike is here leading the troops and he promise to give us a party for the mission run success. Met other crewmens like Capt. Special Ed and good friend Warrior5. My friend or better yet my sleeping buddy cntrygal is very sweet. She a party animal and find all type of guy to sleep with but when she need some relaxing time we hang out drink a little and sleep in diff.beds in a hotel. We got each other back and after the war she going to hollywood to be a actress. Me well i'm going to open that bar in manhatten ks. and work for the newspaper. Got to go but will write again soon and tell mom thank for the cookies and yes i'm still training my sword handling with that great looking asian woman. I'll be greater then flynn and farrar combine. bye for now brad essex p.s. pray for the losts souls of Gunther’s Thunder II and the mens who lost their lives. Last edited by big nasty kcnut; 02-15-2004 at 07:32 AM..
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02-15-2004, 02:28 PM	#2
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02-15-2004, 08:48 PM	#3
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Capitol Letters to begin sentences. Punctuation? This is obviously war Propaganda
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02-15-2004, 09:23 PM	#4
Slayer Diablo Cross with me Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9994900	Wow...kinda reminds me that I should right a letter. No one back in America knows that I've died twice.
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02-18-2004, 01:09 AM	#10
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02-18-2004, 03:12 AM	#11
Cntrygal Brrrrr..... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: USA!!! :) Casino cash: $9954930
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02-18-2004, 09:18 AM	#13
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2229100	Phobia not me my mom would kick the shiite out of me if i'd called a woman that word. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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02-18-2004, 09:20 AM	#14
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2229100	Sleeping buddy is like you know like when we was kids and your friends would come over for a sleep over. That what countrygal is. Not for sexual relations just to hang out together. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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02-18-2004, 09:39 AM	#15
ndbbm No mas Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amish Country. Casino cash: $10004900	Well shit, it's good to be king. JG and Jazz...How's my flirting going?
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