***OFFICIAL Chiefs vs. Bills GAME THREAD***

[carcosa]

It's here. Sunday.

Sunday is one of the top days for playing NFL football. In fact, it's the main one.

And when it comes to NFL football, I don't know about y'all, but my favorite team? Is the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS.

They are scheduled to play. TONIGHT. Against one of my least favorite teams (31-way tie): the Buffalo Bills.

The Buffalo Bills and their fans would like to win this game against the Kansas City Chiefs that's happening tonight (Sunday night). But here's the thing:

THE

KANSAS

CITY

CHIEFS

WILL

WIN

THE

GAME

INSTEAD!!!!!

Our quarterback is: the best one
Their quarterback is: some corn fed California farm boy piece of shit

Our head coach is: a football genius who's fat as ****
Their head coach is: some skinny Irish bitch

Our secret weapon is: JOSH GORDON AKA FLASH GORDON AKA THE DOOBIE BROTHER
Their secret weapon is: replacing natural selection with a series of tailgate folding tables

Our food is: THE BEST BARBECUE IN THE WORLD!!!
Their food is: literally called a "garbage plate"

And if ANYONE tries to say that garbage plates are Rochester, not Buffalo: SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT, HOW DARE YOU CORRECT ME, I WILL ****ING FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Face it, Bills fans: YOU'RE ****ING DOOMED. And your shitty little team is going to lose, too!!!!

IF WE HIT 100 POSTS IN THIS THREAD THE CHIEFS WILL WIN THE GAME LET'S ****ING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

What does that have to do with anything? People keep haranguing me about this magic franchise QB button you push in January and suddenly nothing else about the franchise makes a lick of difference.

They still haven't told me why the rest of the team draws salaries if they are irrelevant, . . but I guess that's in the advanced curriculum.

The post you quoted was suggesting that the Bills’ defense is elite and that Mahomes has not been able to pass the ball as he usually does as a result of that. Not sure what your post has to do with that point at all.

[notorious]

Originally Posted by RocKhawks

Here we go. Bench Sorensen, throw some disguises on D, get a few blitzes. They can turn it around. Defense isn't as bad it has been the past 4 games. Sorensen is the ONLY reason they are up 2 scores. Let's go baby!! Reid is fired up too, they got this

God damn. Where you a fan during the dark years?


This amount of failure almost feels like an familiar old blanket.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

Well since it is 10:30 at the earliest but closer to 11:00 before the game can/will restart and I have to be up at 5:30 I am going to miss the rest of this game.
Hoping this delay will turn out to through Buffalo off and help get us right enough to pull this game out.

You lucky bastard.

[rukiddingme]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

Even against the top rated D, they’ve stopped themselves. Hill’s drop. Andy’s decision to run on 3rd down. Bad call on fourth down.

Just need to hold them to some FGs. Maybe get a TO for once. It’s far from over.

I don't think optimism is allowed in this thread.

(you're right though)

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll

I think it’s hilarious that anybody is placing an ounce of blame on Pat. Aside from one really bad overthrow of Kelce, he’s hit several guys right in the helmet and had them drop it. Or had big gains called back on stupid ass penalties. Or had nobody get any separation despite an 8-second pocket. Not to mention he’s having to be our leading rusher because our first round draft pick RB has about as much burst as a Ford Pinto. ****ing LOL we’d be down 24 if #15 wasn’t throwing the team on his back.

I'm not placing the blame on Patrick, but he's not having a Mahomes-level game.

[Coach]

Oh boy.....

X factor got knocked out at the chiefs game tonight. #kcchiefs #chiefsfans #hethrewbottleofwaterfirst pic.twitter.com/1nfiJSUhlU

— Chiefs John (@ChiefsJohn) October 11, 2021

[BigChiefTN]

Originally Posted by DRM08

False starts, holding penalties, dropped passes. None of that helps when the QB is struggling with his accuracy.

Agreed, those have all contributed as well, but Mahomes accuracy was definitely off the first half .

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by BigChiefTN

Rewatch it. He was off. There were some drops, but he was not the Patrick that we have learned to expect. (But maybe we are just expecting too much)

He’s got like 180 combined yards against the top defense in the league. Would have had 16 points as well if we weren’t forced to go for it on 4th and 5 because the defense is so shit that we can’t trust them to get a stop. He’s doing fine.

[Monticore]

Thanksgiving day games always disappoint.

[RocKhawks]

Originally Posted by notorious

God damn. Where you a fan during the dark years?


This amount of failure almost feels like an familiar old blanket.

Oh I sure was, rooting for Sammie Parker for eff sakes. Thinking he was good. Dark years are in the past, we don't have Brodie Croyle anymore, its Mahomes!

[Rain Man]

When times are tough and the waves are high and we hear the howls of wolves, I'm consoled by the fact that we have Patrick Mahomes and will therefore win.

[Bump]

the plus side is the o-line does seem much improved. We just don't have any talent at RB that can take advantage in the run game.

CEH was such a bad pick, how did they not see how brutally slow he is?

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

Even against the top rated D, they’ve stopped themselves. Hill’s drop. Andy’s decision to run on 3rd down. Bad call on fourth down.

Just need to hold them to some FGs. Maybe get a TO for once. It’s far from over.

The problem is the Bills have stopped their own offense with penalties.

And when they haven't, well, they've scored with ease.

[FloridaMan88]

Teams like the Chargers going for it and converting 4th downs with regularity, but 4th and 5 feels like 4th and 30 for the Chiefs.

[jd1020]

Originally Posted by Coach

Oh boy.....

As the wise man once said, "Don't start none. Wont be none."