Chiefs ***OFFICIAL Chiefs vs. Bills GAME THREAD*** - Page 134

carcosa · 10-09-2021, 11:00 PM

It's here. Sunday.

Sunday is one of the top days for playing NFL football. In fact, it's the main one.

And when it comes to NFL football, I don't know about y'all, but my favorite team? Is the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS.

They are scheduled to play. TONIGHT. Against one of my least favorite teams (31-way tie): the Buffalo Bills.

The Buffalo Bills and their fans would like to win this game against the Kansas City Chiefs that's happening tonight (Sunday night). But here's the thing:

THE

KANSAS

CITY

CHIEFS

WILL

WIN

THE

GAME

INSTEAD!!!!!

Our quarterback is: the best one
Their quarterback is: some corn fed California farm boy piece of shit

Our head coach is: a football genius who's fat as ****
Their head coach is: some skinny Irish bitch

Our secret weapon is: JOSH GORDON AKA FLASH GORDON AKA THE DOOBIE BROTHER
Their secret weapon is: replacing natural selection with a series of tailgate folding tables

Our food is: THE BEST BARBECUE IN THE WORLD!!!
Their food is: literally called a "garbage plate"

And if ANYONE tries to say that garbage plates are Rochester, not Buffalo: SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT, HOW DARE YOU CORRECT ME, I WILL ****ING FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Face it, Bills fans: YOU'RE ****ING DOOMED. And your shitty little team is going to lose, too!!!!

IF WE HIT 100 POSTS IN THIS THREAD THE CHIEFS WILL WIN THE GAME LET'S ****ING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sassy Squatch · 10-10-2021, 08:37 PM

Pretty much all the replies to that tweet are that X Factor deserved it. Also the guy that knocked him out is named Tim, apparently, and had a water bottle thrown at him by X Factor beforehand.

Camaro · 10-10-2021, 08:38 PM

It’s gonna be a hell of a comeback, Allen ain’t Mahomes

Coochie liquor · 10-10-2021, 08:39 PM

You bunch of pussies. Mahomes will ****ing deliver this win. All the negativity at half time?? Were you guys even here the last 2 season? Mahomes doesn’t even warm up until he’s losing. You doubting Patrick ****ing Mahomes? 9ers defense was other worldly and we scored 3 TDs in 7 minutes. Chargers and Browns have top 10 defenses and they were both shredded today. There’s 30 minutes left, and we have Mahomes. Positive energy, please!!!

FAX · 10-10-2021, 08:40 PM

Big props to MEH and the "Drop Dead Behind The LOS Play."

Nobody does it better.

FAX

FloridaMan88 · 10-10-2021, 08:40 PM

Here’s my cross-sport Chiefs analogy. They’re like peak Barry Bonds. Teams are playing very soft on defense against them and taking away the deep passes. Much like pitchers would walk and pitch around Bonds, only giving him a few (if any) hittable pitches in a game. (1/7)
— Mitchell Schwartz (@MitchSchwartz71) October 11, 2021

**Rain Man** · 10-10-2021, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle

Pretty much all the replies to that tweet are that X Factor deserved it. Also the guy that knocked him out is named Tim, apparently, and had a water bottle thrown at him by X Factor beforehand.

I feel like drugs may have played a role in this.

KC_Connection · 10-10-2021, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

That's 4-5+ references back.

That was literally what my post was about and the only point I was making due to the rather silly Mahomes criticism that is in this thread.

Quote:

I responded to your observation that it's possible that the Bills are just good.

The Bills defense, yes, which they are. It also likely explains why Mahomes isn’t throwing for 400 yards today (which he wouldn’t have to do if the defense wasn’t the worst at what it does in the league).

siberian khatru · 10-10-2021, 08:40 PM

Based on the view of the parking lot here at Arrowhead Stadium, it would appear many, many fans are leaving for the night.
— Sam McDowell (@SamMcDowell11) October 11, 2021

carcosa · 10-10-2021, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

You bunch of pussies. Mahomes will ****ing deliver this win. All the negativity at half time?? Were you guys even here the last 2 season? Mahomes doesn’t even warm up until he’s losing. You doubting Patrick ****ing Mahomes? 9ers defense was other worldly and we scored 3 TDs in 7 minutes. Chargers and Browns have top 10 defenses and they were both shredded today. There’s 30 minutes left, and we have Mahomes. Positive energy, please!!!

Hell yeah brother

Hog's Gone Fishin · 10-10-2021, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

You bunch of pussies. Mahomes will ****ing deliver this win. All the negativity at half time?? Were you guys even here the last 2 season? Mahomes doesn’t even warm up until he’s losing. You doubting Patrick ****ing Mahomes? 9ers defense was other worldly and we scored 3 TDs in 7 minutes. Chargers and Browns have top 10 defenses and they were both shredded today. There’s 30 minutes left, and we have Mahomes. Positive energy, please!!!

Yeah, we know, but now our Defense sucks.

royr17 · 10-10-2021, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

D did its job in the red zone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You have to look closely. He's motionless so he blends into the background like a baby fawn.

All I've seen out there is Darrell Williams and Jerick McKinnon. No sight of Clyde Edwards-Helaire.

**Rain Man** · 10-10-2021, 08:41 PM

Here's the solution.

1. Five wide.
2. Lots of motion.
3. Blitz Sneed.

Do those three things and we will sleep well tonight.

**Dartgod** · 10-10-2021, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carcosa

Sorenson needs to climb to the nosebleed seats and hold a long metal pole in the air

Coach · 10-10-2021, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Based on the view of the parking lot here at Arrowhead Stadium, it would appear many, many fans are leaving for the night.
— Sam McDowell (@SamMcDowell11) October 11, 2021

Can't blame them. I wouldn't want to stick around watching that _efense.

King_Chief_Fan · 10-10-2021, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Mahomes is gonna get shit for his defense allowing 40 points a game this year. Incredible scenes.

we expect Mahomes and his offense to deliver +40 pts. per game.
1/2 billion reasons

10-09-2021, 11:00 PM
carcosa Thank you Join Date: May 2014 Casino cash: $-646305	*OFFICIAL Chiefs vs. Bills GAME THREAD* It's here. Sunday. Sunday is one of the top days for playing NFL football. In fact, it's the main one. And when it comes to NFL football, I don't know about y'all, but my favorite team? Is the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS. They are scheduled to play. TONIGHT. Against one of my least favorite teams (31-way tie): the Buffalo Bills. The Buffalo Bills and their fans would like to win this game against the Kansas City Chiefs that's happening tonight (Sunday night). But here's the thing: THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS WILL WIN THE GAME INSTEAD!!!!! Our quarterback is: the best one Their quarterback is: some corn fed California farm boy piece of shit Our head coach is: a football genius who's fat as ** Their head coach is: some skinny Irish bitch Our secret weapon is: JOSH GORDON AKA FLASH GORDON AKA THE DOOBIE BROTHER Their secret weapon is: replacing natural selection with a series of tailgate folding tables Our food is: THE BEST BARBECUE IN THE WORLD!!! Their food is: literally called a "garbage plate" And if ANYONE tries to say that garbage plates are Rochester, not Buffalo: SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT, HOW DARE YOU CORRECT ME, I WILL ING FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!! Face it, Bills fans: YOU'RE ING DOOMED. And your shitty little team is going to lose, too!!!! IF WE HIT 100 POSTS IN THIS THREAD THE CHIEFS WILL WIN THE GAME LET'S **ING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sassy Squatch The man you could post like. Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $-1270345	Pretty much all the replies to that tweet are that X Factor deserved it. Also the guy that knocked him out is named Tim, apparently, and had a water bottle thrown at him by X Factor beforehand.
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Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: They Freed Kartel!! Casino cash: $-837606	You bunch of pussies. Mahomes will **ing deliver this win. All the negativity at half time?? Were you guys even here the last 2 season? Mahomes doesn’t even warm up until he’s losing. You doubting Patrick **ing Mahomes? 9ers defense was other worldly and we scored 3 TDs in 7 minutes. Chargers and Browns have top 10 defenses and they were both shredded today. There’s 30 minutes left, and we have Mahomes. Positive energy, please!!! __________________ 2025 Adopt a Chief - Travis “Swifty Slayer” Kelce The Travis Kelce farewell tour SB MVP incoming!
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FloridaMan88 Mahomes: We Are All Witnesses Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Miami, FL Casino cash: $-567094	Here’s my cross-sport Chiefs analogy. They’re like peak Barry Bonds. Teams are playing very soft on defense against them and taking away the deep passes. Much like pitchers would walk and pitch around Bonds, only giving him a few (if any) hittable pitches in a game. (1/7) — Mitchell Schwartz (@MitchSchwartz71) October 11, 2021
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siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $-1185050	Based on the view of the parking lot here at Arrowhead Stadium, it would appear many, many fans are leaving for the night. — Sam McDowell (@SamMcDowell11) October 11, 2021
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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-502449 VARSITY	Here's the solution. 1. Five wide. 2. Lots of motion. 3. Blitz Sneed. Do those three things and we will sleep well tonight. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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