A halloween candy poll

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Otter

Rain Man,

I demand from this point forward you meet every trick an treater with this this approach if they want candy!

I'll model my approach from this.

"Do you want a peanut butter cup? Do you? Give me 20 more situps! I bet you don't have it in you. Are you in second grade or did your momma boink the teacher to pass you into third! I've seen your type. Can't even write in cursive and you think you should have an Apple phone! Well, you don't get that treatment here. I'll eat your homework and then vomit it on your little sister's face! Would you like that, maggot? Give me 20 more!"