Life I just found a wallet that was loaded!

**Bearcat** · 11-21-2021, 11:14 AM

I stole a sweet wallet today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin wallet. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his wallet all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new wallet and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff in there, just a couple of wads of cash. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his wallet alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

ThyKingdomCome15 · 11-21-2021, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

I stole a sweet wallet today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin wallet. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his wallet all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new wallet and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff in there, just a couple of wads of cash. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his wallet alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Mail it to him.

**Buehler445** · 11-21-2021, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ThyKingdomCome15

Mail it to him.

Inside joke n00b.

look up Midnight_Vulture.

ThyKingdomCome15 · 11-21-2021, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Inside joke n00b.

look up Midnight_Vulture.

Oh ok, got ya.

**Bearcat** · 11-21-2021, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ThyKingdomCome15

Oh ok, got ya.

I expect at least 5 thumbs up for this egregious error.

**Bearcat** · 11-21-2021, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ThyKingdomCome15

Mail it to him.

Here ya go...

eDave · 11-21-2021, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

Here ya go...

Jesus.

11-21-2021, 11:14 AM	#1
Bearcat Would an idiot do that? Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Arizona Casino cash: $-1025069	I stole a sweet wallet today So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin wallet. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his wallet all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone! I thought to myself that I really needed a new wallet and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff in there, just a couple of wads of cash. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his wallet alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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