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**gblowfish** · 11-21-2021, 08:41 PM

Some Things About Today’s Game Week 11: KC 19 Cowboys 9

Mrs B and I have both been under the weather. I went to the Green Bay Game then missed almost a whole week of work with Bronchitis. Mrs B has the same thing and is just now getting to where she’s not barking like a circus seal. So I sold my seats for a fistful of Benjamins, and hickory smoked some ribs on my bullet smoker. I’m so glad we had a nice day, so that weather wasn’t an issue for the game.

All week long I’ve had to listen to all the national pundits diss the Chiefs -especially the defense-, so I’d just like to say -and I mean this with all sincerity- FU Michael Irvin. FU NFL Network. FU Terry Bradshaw. FU Jimmy Johnson, and especially a Giganatic FU to Troy Aikman and Joe Buck. Buck’s nose still smells like Madison Bumgarner’s rectal cavity, and I loathe when he darkens our door at either stadium. I’d like to invite all of these nattering neybobs of negativity to have enthusiastic sex with the Preston Road Trophy.

I listened to Mitch and the Chiefs broadcast, so I only caught bits and pieces of Aikman following the Fox broadcast. Cowboys didn’t have Cooper. Waaaaah. His own fault for not getting a vaccination. Lamb concussed in the first half. Waaaaah. He got hit upside the head. Dallas laid a cheap shot on Mahomes’ helmet when he was already down, and it was ignored by the refs. Dak was overthrowing guys. Waaaaah. Maybe the pass rush had something to do with that? Wilson dropped a couple open passes. Maybe our secondary had something to do with that? Waaaah. Again, FU Aikman. Aikman was like “Geez, how is that NOT pass interference?” Like the refs didn’t give Dallas any help. CEH gets an unsportsmanlike penalty for simply pointing at the Cowboys Defense. Trey Smith gets 30 yards in penalties on one play. Fenton gets his frickin’ helmet ripped off on the Dallas Sideline and gets and Unsportsmanlike penalty for simply pointing at his face and saying “HEY..those guys RIPPED MY HELMET OFF!” The national NFL guys had to at least make the field refs call the face mask penalty to even out that situation. Since FOX is the NFC network, it doesn’t surprise me that they were so pro-Dallas on the broadcast.

Both teams ended up being penalized six times, but most of Dallas penalties were self inflicted, like false starts. Most of KC penalties were ref inflicted for BS unsportsmanlike conduct or taunting.

Our losses thus far are to all AFC teams. We have beaten every NFC opponent we have faced. Andy knows a thing or two about preparing for NFC teams.

Neither QB had what you would call a stellar day. Dak was worse than Mahomes. He was sacked five times. Threw two costly picks; one at the end of each half. The Dallas offense came in #1 in the NFL, averaging over 30 points per game. They’ve had at least 2 TDs in every game up to today. Today, just three field goals. Dak averaged 7.5 yards per completion. He sucked today, because the Chiefs defense made him suck today. Dallas was 5 for 15 on third down attempts.

Mahomes threw for 260. His one pick bounced off Kelce -a ball he usually pulls in. He also got strip sacked and lost one fumble. Micah Parsons is a beast and beat Wiley and Brown bad a couple times. Diggs didn’t do anything game changing. Chiefs rushed for 126 and 2 TDs. So it was the rushing game that made the difference. Pringle also shined on both offense and special teams.

Specials overall had a winning effort. Bad Buttkicker: missing a PAT and missing a 51 yard field goal. Good Buttkicker: Hitting a 48 yard PAT after penalties, hitting a 53 yard field goal and doing a fourth quarter pooch punt to pin Dallas on the two yard line. Well done. Very well done.

All the game balls to the defense. Honey Badger played with a bad swollen knee. Frank Clark came out strong and was actually effective in the pass rush. Chris Jones with 3.5 sacks, a fumble recovery and a tipped pass that led to the final game sealing pick was game changing. That’s the Chris Jones we’ve been waiting on all year long. Glad he finally showed up and showed everyone who and what he is. Melvin Ingram played more, and makes everybody around him step up their game. Reed is playing better and helping stuff the run.

Linebackers Gay and Bolton both played well. Sorensen and Alfred E. Neimann did not do anything to hurt the team. Our defensive secondary was terrific. Sure, they didn’t have to face Dallas one and two wide outs, but you play against whoever they throw out there. Sneed should be an all-pro selection. Ward is playing better coming back from injury. Fenton played well, and hopefully his knee injury won’t cost him a lot of games. The bye will hopefully help him heal. Spags did a great job bringing the defense back from the dead. Up to this week KC's Defense was giving up over six yard per play. Today they gave up a little over four yards per play to the number one offense in the NFL. Well done and sorely needed.

OK, so the Bills lose. The Faid loses. The Tits lose to the lowly Houston Texans. Ravens barely squeak by Da Bearsss. And at the time of this writing the Bolts are barely winning over Pittsburgh. It will be nice to have a Thanksgiving bye, then come back to work with the bumps and bruises healed and preparing for the final stretch run against the rest of the AFC West.

Big important win today. Style points don’t matter and we never EVER apologize for winning. I hope you all have a safe and tasty Thanksgiving. Mr. Doggity is smoking a giant turkey for me that they gave me at work. So I plan to enjoy watching Thanksgiving Day football and going into a turkey coma. All the best to you and yours from Mrs. B, the Blowfish kitties and yours truly.

Game highlights are here:

Simply Red · 11-22-2021, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

The national NFL guys had to at least make the field refs call the face mask penalty to even out that situation. Since FOX is the NFC network, it doesn’t surprise me that they were so pro-Dallas on the broadcast.

That's the worst called game by both of those dumpster fire two I ever remember seeing & listening to! What is up with Troy calling Kelce 'Jason Kelce?' You have got to do better than that dude. You make too much money and there's zero chance you ever do any actual homework. All these guys do is try to dissect a game with very generic takes and calls results of what we all saw. There's seldom anything interesting. Additionally tons of over commentary that showed clear favoritism toward Dallas. I already very much dislike Buck, tonight set new heights.

Simply Red · 11-22-2021, 01:08 AM

Great write-up by the way sweetie

UK_Chief · 11-22-2021, 01:09 AM

12 things! We’re getting value for money…

LongSufferingToady · 11-22-2021, 03:00 AM

Have a great Thanksgiving George!

Monty · 11-22-2021, 03:13 AM

Great job and Happy Thanksgiving to you and Mrs. B!

**dannybcaitlyn** · 11-22-2021, 03:54 AM

Thanks George! Glad you and wifey are feeling better.

**ChiefGator** · 11-22-2021, 05:15 AM

Great write-up!

The CEH penalty was nutty, and the Smith penalty had me up out of my seat cursing the refs for the first time in a LONG time. Talk about refs affecting the outcome of the game.

So... there was ONE quick shot of Fenton where he was simulating he had a rifle and was shooting at the Dallas players... that was stupid and on Fenton. Took the refs several minutes to realize the facemask penalty on Dallas though amazingly. I guess ripping someone to the ground with the facemask, and yanking it around, and finally pulling the helmet off is tough to call.

Rainbarrel · 11-22-2021, 06:00 AM

PMII is not white enough to get the QB calls or black enough to get the outrage. This is what perfection looks like and it should be glorious! Love him, hug him and squeeze him you lucky bitches!

**loochy** · 11-22-2021, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefGator

Took the refs several minutes to realize the facemask penalty on Dallas though amazingly. I guess ripping someone to the ground with the facemask, and yanking it around, and finally pulling the helmet off is tough to call.

But, according to the announcers, it was an outrage that they went back and called it (correctly) after the fact.

**Bwana** · 11-22-2021, 07:02 AM

As always great read George, Thank You.

Stryker · 11-22-2021, 07:19 AM

Great job George! Awesome victory! Happy Thanksgiving to you and Mrs. B!

WhawhaWhat · 11-22-2021, 07:57 AM

The @MariahCarey treatment!!#ChiefsDanceToAnything pic.twitter.com/NAS5UibIlI
— ANTHONY ADAMS (@spiceadams) November 22, 2021

scho63 · 11-22-2021, 08:58 AM

Nice job GBLowfish! You and the Mrs. have a wonderful Turkey day!

Graystoke · 11-22-2021, 10:09 AM

Always look forward to this!
Thanks George. Have a great Thanksgiving!

Mosbonian · 11-22-2021, 11:10 AM

Great read as always George....may you and Mrs. B have a great and happy Thanksgiving!

I work with a guy who is both a Gator and a Cowboy fan...all he has done today at work is grunt at me as we pass each other.

11-21-2021, 08:41 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16896178 VARSITY	Some Things About Today's Game Week 11: KC 19 Cowboys Number 9....Number 9...Number 9 Some Things About Today’s Game Week 11: KC 19 Cowboys 9 Mrs B and I have both been under the weather. I went to the Green Bay Game then missed almost a whole week of work with Bronchitis. Mrs B has the same thing and is just now getting to where she’s not barking like a circus seal. So I sold my seats for a fistful of Benjamins, and hickory smoked some ribs on my bullet smoker. I’m so glad we had a nice day, so that weather wasn’t an issue for the game. All week long I’ve had to listen to all the national pundits diss the Chiefs -especially the defense-, so I’d just like to say -and I mean this with all sincerity- FU Michael Irvin. FU NFL Network. FU Terry Bradshaw. FU Jimmy Johnson, and especially a Giganatic FU to Troy Aikman and Joe Buck. Buck’s nose still smells like Madison Bumgarner’s rectal cavity, and I loathe when he darkens our door at either stadium. I’d like to invite all of these nattering neybobs of negativity to have enthusiastic sex with the Preston Road Trophy. I listened to Mitch and the Chiefs broadcast, so I only caught bits and pieces of Aikman following the Fox broadcast. Cowboys didn’t have Cooper. Waaaaah. His own fault for not getting a vaccination. Lamb concussed in the first half. Waaaaah. He got hit upside the head. Dallas laid a cheap shot on Mahomes’ helmet when he was already down, and it was ignored by the refs. Dak was overthrowing guys. Waaaaah. Maybe the pass rush had something to do with that? Wilson dropped a couple open passes. Maybe our secondary had something to do with that? Waaaah. Again, FU Aikman. Aikman was like “Geez, how is that NOT pass interference?” Like the refs didn’t give Dallas any help. CEH gets an unsportsmanlike penalty for simply pointing at the Cowboys Defense. Trey Smith gets 30 yards in penalties on one play. Fenton gets his frickin’ helmet ripped off on the Dallas Sideline and gets and Unsportsmanlike penalty for simply pointing at his face and saying “HEY..those guys RIPPED MY HELMET OFF!” The national NFL guys had to at least make the field refs call the face mask penalty to even out that situation. Since FOX is the NFC network, it doesn’t surprise me that they were so pro-Dallas on the broadcast. Both teams ended up being penalized six times, but most of Dallas penalties were self inflicted, like false starts. Most of KC penalties were ref inflicted for BS unsportsmanlike conduct or taunting. Our losses thus far are to all AFC teams. We have beaten every NFC opponent we have faced. Andy knows a thing or two about preparing for NFC teams. Neither QB had what you would call a stellar day. Dak was worse than Mahomes. He was sacked five times. Threw two costly picks; one at the end of each half. The Dallas offense came in #1 in the NFL, averaging over 30 points per game. They’ve had at least 2 TDs in every game up to today. Today, just three field goals. Dak averaged 7.5 yards per completion. He sucked today, because the Chiefs defense made him suck today. Dallas was 5 for 15 on third down attempts. Mahomes threw for 260. His one pick bounced off Kelce -a ball he usually pulls in. He also got strip sacked and lost one fumble. Micah Parsons is a beast and beat Wiley and Brown bad a couple times. Diggs didn’t do anything game changing. Chiefs rushed for 126 and 2 TDs. So it was the rushing game that made the difference. Pringle also shined on both offense and special teams. Specials overall had a winning effort. Bad Buttkicker: missing a PAT and missing a 51 yard field goal. Good Buttkicker: Hitting a 48 yard PAT after penalties, hitting a 53 yard field goal and doing a fourth quarter pooch punt to pin Dallas on the two yard line. Well done. Very well done. All the game balls to the defense. Honey Badger played with a bad swollen knee. Frank Clark came out strong and was actually effective in the pass rush. Chris Jones with 3.5 sacks, a fumble recovery and a tipped pass that led to the final game sealing pick was game changing. That’s the Chris Jones we’ve been waiting on all year long. Glad he finally showed up and showed everyone who and what he is. Melvin Ingram played more, and makes everybody around him step up their game. Reed is playing better and helping stuff the run. Linebackers Gay and Bolton both played well. Sorensen and Alfred E. Neimann did not do anything to hurt the team. Our defensive secondary was terrific. Sure, they didn’t have to face Dallas one and two wide outs, but you play against whoever they throw out there. Sneed should be an all-pro selection. Ward is playing better coming back from injury. Fenton played well, and hopefully his knee injury won’t cost him a lot of games. The bye will hopefully help him heal. Spags did a great job bringing the defense back from the dead. Up to this week KC's Defense was giving up over six yard per play. Today they gave up a little over four yards per play to the number one offense in the NFL. Well done and sorely needed. OK, so the Bills lose. The Faid loses. The Tits lose to the lowly Houston Texans. Ravens barely squeak by Da Bearsss. And at the time of this writing the Bolts are barely winning over Pittsburgh. It will be nice to have a Thanksgiving bye, then come back to work with the bumps and bruises healed and preparing for the final stretch run against the rest of the AFC West. Big important win today. Style points don’t matter and we never EVER apologize for winning. I hope you all have a safe and tasty Thanksgiving. Mr. Doggity is smoking a giant turkey for me that they gave me at work. So I plan to enjoy watching Thanksgiving Day football and going into a turkey coma. All the best to you and yours from Mrs. B, the Blowfish kitties and yours truly. Game highlights are here:
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