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**gblowfish** · 09:36 AM

Some Things About Today’s Game Week 14: KC 48 Convicts 9

The Raiders are the team I loathe more than any other sporting entity. I hate them more than the Donks. More than the Yanks. More than the 1972 Russian Basketball team. And -even with yesterday’s debacle freshly registered in my soul- even more than the Jayhawks. Why? When I was a boy I saw Ben Davidson cheap shot my hero Lenny Dawson in the back; and my other hero Otis Taylor pull him off Dawson and start wailing on his worthless, cheating ass. The Raiders were dirty. Jack Tatum put a guy in a wheelchair from a dirty hit in a PRESEASON GAME. They’d hit you in the back. They’d dive at the knees. They’d clothesline you five yards out of bounds. They have no real home. They’re nothing more than nomadic felons bouncing from town to town. Their fans are all the dregs and losers of society. The loners, misfits, drifters, malcontents and deadbeats. The kind of people who root for the villain in a melodrama. The kind of people who root for the Nazis in “The Sound of Music.” People with black souls who worship a megalomaniac Bin Laden figure like Al Davis. I hate absolutely everything about them, and I especially hate their fans. Hate. Not dislike. Hate. I don’t apologize for it. The Raiders are all about evil. So much, that they left one of the ugliest, angriest cities in America once for South Central LA -another of the angriest ugliest cities in America- went back to Oakland, and now reside in “Sin City” and play in a stadium called the “Death Star.” There is good and evil in this world. The Raiders are the embodiment of evil and I feel it bone deep.

That said, I have seen every epic battle between the Chiefs and the Faid since 1966. I’ve been at every single contest played between the two in KC. I can say without reservation, except for when we won the first Lamar Hunt trophy two years ago, I’ve never enjoyed a home game more than today’s game. Today’s epic 48-9 beat down -and make no mistake, this was a curb stomp, a bitch slap, a biblical beat down- it was the most lopsided margin of victory in the entire history of these two teams playing one another. A 39 point shellacking that was never at any point even close.

After last year’s ill advised bus victory lap around Arrowhead, the Faid doubled down on poking the bear by dancing on the Arrowhead logo at midfield in their pregame warmups today. The bus victory lap was especially spineless, since Arrowhead was virtually empty because of Covid. Disrespecting your opponent in their house is bad juju and poor sportsmanship. But that’s what the Faid’s constitutional makeup is: Bad juju and poor sportsmanship. It defines their character as an organization. How sweet was it that they puked up the ball on their first play from scrimmage, and go down 7-0 :30 into the game?

I’m not going to talk much on the stat lines except for the important stuff: Chiefs 4 rushing TDs, no turnovers. We showed them our Henne in the fourth quarter. Faid less than 300 yards of total offense, which included only 44 years rushing. Five turnovers. Five. Cinco. Four Ugly Sacks. 4-11 on third down and 85 yards in penalties. The Faid had to settle for a measly field goal to go into the locker room at halftime down 35-3. And when they did manage to score a TD in the third quarter thanks to a penalty fueled drive, they botched the extra point. So for yet another week the Chiefs defense gave up less than double digits.

Mahomes only had four incomplete passes, and hit one of the greatest throws I’ve seen this year, on a third and long scrambling left, then throwing the ball completely cross field to Hill to convert. There’s maybe only two or three other guys in the NFL with the ability to hit that throw. Maybe Rodgers, Herbert and Josh Allen. That’s about it. And Josh Gordon actually made a cameo appearance catching a TD, and looked good doing it.

Mike Hughes had a monster day with eight tackles and a scoop and score. Honey Badger had a pick, and the entire secondary seemed to cover up the loss of Sneed. Okafor got a crushing kill shot on Carr. Buttkicker continues to be money. In every conceivable way, it was our day in the sun.

So since the ugly loss to the Tits, the Chiefs have reeled off six straight wins, setting up the rematch with the Bolts on a Thursday night game. Two things in the Bolts favor is with the short week, Andy won’t have as much time to prepare, and the Bolts get to play at home, at night, on pacific time. At least KC was able to get most of their front line starters out in the early fourth quarter to save a few bumps and bruises. Chris Jones tweaked an ankle, and Bolton had his hand wrapped up, but both will hopefully be OK for Thursday. I really doubt Sneed will be back, but we’ll see. I'd want his head to be in it or else take another week off.

Bengals, Bills and Ravens all lost today. Thursday night game is super important to winning the AFC West. Let’s hope we didn’t leave it all out there today and saved a little for Thursday night. It’s time to see which team is the real deal, as December football determines who plays in January, and who sits on the couch.

Game highlights are here:

Chiefspants · 12-12-2021, 09:26 PM

The good thing about road games to LA is that they're really home away from home games - you hope our team can feed off that energy Thursday.

Amazing thread.

phisherman · 12-12-2021, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by displacedinMN

Still have not peaked

Totally agree. A complete game from this team would be nearly unbeatable.

Stryker · 12-12-2021, 09:32 PM

Yes, that first paragraph was LEGENDARY! George you always nail it! Great read as always! Go Chiefs! Bring on the Chargers - I think Chiefs Kingdom is ready!

**cabletech94** · 12-12-2021, 09:56 PM

Man, George B.fish be spittin' Raider-Hate-fire here!!! and i like it!! But seriously, tell us how you really feel!

I've been craving a good old fashioned school yard beating, and boy we got it today. Let's hope this momentum carries us on into LA this week. Go take the division boys!!

**Dartgod** · 12-12-2021, 10:14 PM

That opening paragraph though.

phisherman · 12-12-2021, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

I think Gordon got a lot of confidence on that tunnel screen.

He will start to contribute more now.

You damn right.

Did anyone catch the post game presser? Gordon came across as a super heady player, much more of a thinker than I expected. I was very impressed with his composure and his honest answers about getting worked into the offense.

suzzer99 · 12-12-2021, 10:20 PM

Awesome rant George! Don't we have a Hall of Classics or something? Because this belongs in it.

big nasty kcnut · 12-12-2021, 10:26 PM

Great read george. I hate those mouth breather. More then i do the cowboys and duke and the astros.

oldman · 12-12-2021, 11:41 PM

What an epic write up, George! There's few things better than giving the hated Raiders an ass kicking.

What would have been the cherry on top of a wonderful day would have been the Raider team bus breaking down at 435 and Front St. and forcing them to eat day-old gas station sushi for their post game meal. Then about the time the plane flew over Stull, Ks the toilets backed up. Getting clearance for an emergency landing in Dodge City, they are forced to spend the night in the Wyatt Earp motel while a repair crew motors over from Wichita.

I really hate the Raiders.

Chief Pagan · 12-13-2021, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by InChiefsHeaven

Damn dude...I hate the Donks worse, but your first paragraph might change my mind.

Great game, love to beat these ****ers. Good to read as always.

GO CHIEFS!

I hated Elway and his comebacks more, but I hated the Faid more than the Donks. Especially BITD when the Faid games produced so many injuries.

suzzer99 · 12-13-2021, 12:46 AM

Ben Davidson was before my time. But my top 5 hated Raiders would be:

Bill Romanowski (most hated Bronco too)
Greg Townsend - ever since he ripped off Grunhard's helmet (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRouVca0QqY)
Ted Hendricks (I caught the tail end of his career)
Todd Christiansen - just a douche
Gruden - also a douche

We've owned the Raiders so much since the Marty days I can't even think of any players that stand out on the Raiders since.

Brody Wa · 12-13-2021, 01:18 AM

This was the biggest Faiders beat down I have ever seen and I’m glad you confirmed it. This defense is really something special. I think this defense is just as good if not better than any of the Gunther Cunningham-Marty Schottenheimer defenses. Thank you for the information.

LongSufferingToady · 12-13-2021, 03:47 AM

Great writeup George!

mnchiefsguy · 12-13-2021, 05:19 AM

Awesome as always George!

Marty would have been proud today.

Otter · 12-13-2021, 05:26 AM

Bills are the only one that scares the bejeebiz out of me. Chargers are going to be a pain in the ass or a limp nipple on any given day. Bengles are a wild card I have absolutely no prediction on that game.

It's getting go time and **** the Steelers and their bought off refs.

12-12-2021, 07:56 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16856178 VARSITY	Some Things About Today's Game Week 14: KC 48 Convicts 9 Some Things About Today’s Game Week 14: KC 48 Convicts 9 The Raiders are the team I loathe more than any other sporting entity. I hate them more than the Donks. More than the Yanks. More than the 1972 Russian Basketball team. And -even with yesterday’s debacle freshly registered in my soul- even more than the Jayhawks. Why? When I was a boy I saw Ben Davidson cheap shot my hero Lenny Dawson in the back; and my other hero Otis Taylor pull him off Dawson and start wailing on his worthless, cheating ass. The Raiders were dirty. Jack Tatum put a guy in a wheelchair from a dirty hit in a PRESEASON GAME. They’d hit you in the back. They’d dive at the knees. They’d clothesline you five yards out of bounds. They have no real home. They’re nothing more than nomadic felons bouncing from town to town. Their fans are all the dregs and losers of society. The loners, misfits, drifters, malcontents and deadbeats. The kind of people who root for the villain in a melodrama. The kind of people who root for the Nazis in “The Sound of Music.” People with black souls who worship a megalomaniac Bin Laden figure like Al Davis. I hate absolutely everything about them, and I especially hate their fans. Hate. Not dislike. Hate. I don’t apologize for it. The Raiders are all about evil. So much, that they left one of the ugliest, angriest cities in America once for South Central LA -another of the angriest ugliest cities in America- went back to Oakland, and now reside in “Sin City” and play in a stadium called the “Death Star.” There is good and evil in this world. The Raiders are the embodiment of evil and I feel it bone deep. That said, I have seen every epic battle between the Chiefs and the Faid since 1966. I’ve been at every single contest played between the two in KC. I can say without reservation, except for when we won the first Lamar Hunt trophy two years ago, I’ve never enjoyed a home game more than today’s game. Today’s epic 48-9 beat down -and make no mistake, this was a curb stomp, a bitch slap, a biblical beat down- it was the most lopsided margin of victory in the entire history of these two teams playing one another. A 39 point shellacking that was never at any point even close. After last year’s ill advised bus victory lap around Arrowhead, the Faid doubled down on poking the bear by dancing on the Arrowhead logo at midfield in their pregame warmups today. The bus victory lap was especially spineless, since Arrowhead was virtually empty because of Covid. Disrespecting your opponent in their house is bad juju and poor sportsmanship. But that’s what the Faid’s constitutional makeup is: Bad juju and poor sportsmanship. It defines their character as an organization. How sweet was it that they puked up the ball on their first play from scrimmage, and go down 7-0 :30 into the game? I’m not going to talk much on the stat lines except for the important stuff: Chiefs 4 rushing TDs, no turnovers. We showed them our Henne in the fourth quarter. Faid less than 300 yards of total offense, which included only 44 years rushing. Five turnovers. Five. Cinco. Four Ugly Sacks. 4-11 on third down and 85 yards in penalties. The Faid had to settle for a measly field goal to go into the locker room at halftime down 35-3. And when they did manage to score a TD in the third quarter thanks to a penalty fueled drive, they botched the extra point. So for yet another week the Chiefs defense gave up less than double digits. Mahomes only had four incomplete passes, and hit one of the greatest throws I’ve seen this year, on a third and long scrambling left, then throwing the ball completely cross field to Hill to convert. There’s maybe only two or three other guys in the NFL with the ability to hit that throw. Maybe Rodgers, Herbert and Josh Allen. That’s about it. And Josh Gordon actually made a cameo appearance catching a TD, and looked good doing it. Mike Hughes had a monster day with eight tackles and a scoop and score. Honey Badger had a pick, and the entire secondary seemed to cover up the loss of Sneed. Okafor got a crushing kill shot on Carr. Buttkicker continues to be money. In every conceivable way, it was our day in the sun. So since the ugly loss to the Tits, the Chiefs have reeled off six straight wins, setting up the rematch with the Bolts on a Thursday night game. Two things in the Bolts favor is with the short week, Andy won’t have as much time to prepare, and the Bolts get to play at home, at night, on pacific time. At least KC was able to get most of their front line starters out in the early fourth quarter to save a few bumps and bruises. Chris Jones tweaked an ankle, and Bolton had his hand wrapped up, but both will hopefully be OK for Thursday. I really doubt Sneed will be back, but we’ll see. I'd want his head to be in it or else take another week off. Bengals, Bills and Ravens all lost today. Thursday night game is super important to winning the AFC West. Let’s hope we didn’t leave it all out there today and saved a little for Thursday night. It’s time to see which team is the real deal, as December football determines who plays in January, and who sits on the couch. Game highlights are here: Last edited by gblowfish; 12-13-2021 at 09:36 AM..
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12-12-2021, 09:32 PM	#33
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12-12-2021, 09:56 PM	#34
cabletech94 Everything is Awesome!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Pitt Casino cash: $-1623195	Man, George B.fish be spittin' Raider-Hate-fire here!!! and i like it!! But seriously, tell us how you really feel! I've been craving a good old fashioned school yard beating, and boy we got it today. Let's hope this momentum carries us on into LA this week. Go take the division boys!! __________________ Originally Posted by Big Smoke May as well laugh. Otherwise I will probably break shit.
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12-12-2021, 10:14 PM	#35
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12-12-2021, 10:20 PM	#37
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12-12-2021, 10:26 PM	#38
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2289100	Great read george. I hate those mouth breather. More then i do the cowboys and duke and the astros. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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12-12-2021, 11:41 PM	#39
oldman Curmudgeon Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: North by Northwest Casino cash: $5836784	What an epic write up, George! There's few things better than giving the hated Raiders an ass kicking. What would have been the cherry on top of a wonderful day would have been the Raider team bus breaking down at 435 and Front St. and forcing them to eat day-old gas station sushi for their post game meal. Then about the time the plane flew over Stull, Ks the toilets backed up. Getting clearance for an emergency landing in Dodge City, they are forced to spend the night in the Wyatt Earp motel while a repair crew motors over from Wichita. I really hate the Raiders.
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12-13-2021, 12:46 AM	#41
suzzer99 In Search of a Life Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: L.A. Casino cash: $-855716	Ben Davidson was before my time. But my top 5 hated Raiders would be: Bill Romanowski (most hated Bronco too) Greg Townsend - ever since he ripped off Grunhard's helmet (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRouVca0QqY) Ted Hendricks (I caught the tail end of his career) Todd Christiansen - just a douche Gruden - also a douche We've owned the Raiders so much since the Marty days I can't even think of any players that stand out on the Raiders since.
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12-13-2021, 01:18 AM	#42
Brody Wa Starter Join Date: Mar 2020 Casino cash: $6270400	This was the biggest Faiders beat down I have ever seen and I’m glad you confirmed it. This defense is really something special. I think this defense is just as good if not better than any of the Gunther Cunningham-Marty Schottenheimer defenses. Thank you for the information.
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12-13-2021, 03:47 AM	#43
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12-13-2021, 05:19 AM	#44
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