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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
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That bathroom was dirty and not at all a Kohl's bathroom. Make your bathrooms nicer for 9-year olds to take 45-minute shits in, and maybe you'd still be in business, Sears. |
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Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
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Starter
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Out there,past them trees
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Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-1002442
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OP did u moan when u wiped?
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Did you score some nice middle aged mom pussy, OP?
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MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Driftless Region
Casino cash: $-2440000
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Did you earn some Kohl’s Cash?
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What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Placencia, Belize
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SR is your butthole waxed
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On Hiatus
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I'm waiting for someone to tell a story of standing up to pee at a Urinal only to realize it's not a fart that accompanied your need to take a pee. |
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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I hate the off season.
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
Casino cash: $2379601
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I shat a Kohl’s today—oh, boy
I’m a lucky man who laid the snake. And though the stench was rather bad Well, I just had to flush I was in a rush. I blew my ass out in a stall But I still noticed that nice music played I chose to squat instead of sit I’d seen this place before Nobody was there to see how clean that they had mopped the floor. I wiped my ass today oh boy. Someone else had left a pellet turd In a stall that turned me off But I just had to look That dam bathroom crook (refrain) I should have flushed it down… (Bridge) Woke up, turned on the tube. Rubbed one out without no lube. Found my way downstairs and saw an ad. Kohl’s has half-off coats. Not bad! Ate granola. Off I went. Felt an oncoming bowel event. Found my way inside and towards the back. The lighting was soft and I went into a stall. (interlude) Unh-ugh-ugh-ugh Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-aaah I shat at Kohl’s today--oh, boy Low background music and clean countertops. I never sat down in the stall I made a new poop thread Now you know how nice it is to fill the toilet bowl at Kohl’s I’d love to flush it down. |
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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