****OFFICIAL 2022 Saccopoo CP Mock Draft Thread****

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Do you rank your kids by their Don't Piss Off Dad (DPOD) score?

I have the one I like (eldest daughter), the boy, and then the one that will eventually put me in the grave (twin girl and manipulative demon seed).

So I guess the oldest gets a 1st round grade with blue chip potential. The Boy is a 3rd rounder who gets pushed into the 2nd due to need and lack of depth at the position and the twin girl is a 2nd round talent with character concerns that make her more of a priority UDFA. Maybe - I'm really not sure I want that kind of personality in my locker room. I'm not sure the organization has the leadership to handle it.

[duncan_idaho]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I still think I have the best theory on this one.



Pure career moves.



THEY want to be the one crying on the cover of People when that ****ing degenerate junky finally kills himself.



They know it's a fast-track to some juicy Oscar Bait movie role or a huge follower bump after a tell-all piece about how she's coping with the loss of her soulmate.



Every last one of them is just spinning the wheel and taking their chances.

I’ve met Pete and am friends with one of his coworkers (when he shows up). I think it’s more that:

1) he’s genuinely hilarious.
2) he’s a fun person to be around
3) and most importantly, rumors about his member are accurate

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I have the one I like (eldest daughter), the boy, and then the one that will eventually put me in the grave (twin girl and manipulative demon seed).

So I guess the oldest gets a 1st round grade with blue chip potential. The Boy is a 3rd rounder who gets pushed into the 2nd due to need and lack of depth at the position and the twin girl is a 2nd round talent with character concerns that make her more of a priority UDFA. Maybe - I'm really not sure I want that kind of personality in my locker room. I'm not sure the organization has the leadership to handle it.

I forgot you were a twin dad, too. Years 4-5, my girl was like that. We’re in a better spot now. Hope you get there, too.