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Old 06-28-2022, 01:45 PM  
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I told my wife she
Needed to drop 20 lbs lastnight,

Lets just say I did not sleep in our bed.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:13 PM   #16
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The next time she asks or tells you to do something, your response has to be, "yes dream barge, er, boat"
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:15 PM   #17
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The next time she asks or tells you to do something, your response has to be, "yes dream barge, er, boat"
This will go very well because everytime she gets mad, I call her Kim Jong Kay.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:16 PM   #18
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Why didn't you follow up by explaining how considerate you were being because she really needs to lose 60 pounds.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:23 PM   #19
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If you're smart, that's where you help her lose the weight.
See folks, Stevie is a man of solutions. That's a win win right there.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:23 PM   #20
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Why didn't you follow up by explaining how considerate you were being because she really needs to lose 60 pounds.
Nice, and ideally, compare her to some women you think she should try to look like. Bonus points if they are women you know. Double bonus points if they are ex-gfs.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:26 PM   #21
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Start slipping meth into her morning coffee. Tell her it's some new exotic roast from some 3rd world country that's amazing at growing coffee beans.

Not only will she drop those 20lbs in 2 weeks, but she'll be a total nympho AND your house will be clean.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:41 PM   #22
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Why didn't you sleep in your bed? If she has a problem then she can go to a different bed.
Sounds like there wasn't enough room.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:42 PM   #23
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Obviously, there isn't room.
dammit
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:49 PM   #24
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:52 PM   #25
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One time when I was younger my girlfriend (we lived together at the time, not sure why but that feels relevant to the story) asked me if I thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world. I, feeling that honesty was he best policy, said "of course not". She got all upset so I asked her if she thought I was the most attractive man on the planet & she said yes. And I said "we both know you're full of shit" but she still got all mad.

We've been married 14 years now.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:53 PM   #26
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:53 PM   #27
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Old 06-28-2022, 03:05 PM   #28
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Old 06-28-2022, 03:14 PM   #29
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Old 06-28-2022, 03:50 PM   #30
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