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Old 06-28-2022, 01:45 PM  
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I told my wife she
Needed to drop 20 lbs lastnight,

Lets just say I did not sleep in our bed.
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:08 PM   #31
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I’ve always felt bad for dudes who’s wives blimp out

There’s nothing they can do to reverse it really

Like being in a jail cell
Sure there is, there's plenty a man can do about it.

The problem is that usually means some effort and lifestyle changes on the man's part too...and well....most aren't willing to look themselves in the mirror.

If your wife is getting fat there's a good chance you ain't what you use to be either, considering you share the same lifestyle and all...
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:11 PM   #32
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Bold move.

Did she tell you her other guy loves to slam those hams?


You committed for better or worse. Offer to walk with her
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:11 PM   #33
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:12 PM   #34
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If you're smart, that's where you help her lose the weight.
Stevie Ray with the absolute best advice! My man!!
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:14 PM   #35
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I’ve always felt bad for dudes who’s wives blimp out

There’s nothing they can do to reverse it really

Like being in a jail cell
From soulmate to cell mate, Prison Bitch?
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:15 PM   #36
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Needed to drop 20 lbs lastnight,

Lets just say I did not sleep in our bed.
Bad move.

If you made her sleep downstairs that'd at least be some extra exercise for her...
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:23 PM   #37
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Bad move.

If you made her sleep downstairs that'd at least be some extra exercise for her...
Omg!!!
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:58 PM   #38
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Why didn't you follow up by explaining how considerate you were being because she really needs to lose 60 pounds.
This is the first thing I thought of.
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:59 PM   #39
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Start slipping meth into her morning coffee. Tell her it's some new exotic roast from some 3rd world country that's amazing at growing coffee beans.

Not only will she drop those 20lbs in 2 weeks, but she'll be a total nympho AND your house will be clean.
But the mower will be in pieces.
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:05 PM   #40
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:35 PM   #41
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I'm not sure why women think they can get fat. I was 192 lbs when I was 22. I'm 185 lbs now. Its really not hard.
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:38 PM   #42
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I'm not sure why women think they can get fat. I was 192 lbs when I was 22. I'm 185 lbs now. Its really not hard.
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:47 PM   #43
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:57 PM   #44
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Old 06-28-2022, 06:14 PM   #45
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