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Old 06-28-2022, 01:45 PM  
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I told my wife she
Needed to drop 20 lbs lastnight,

Lets just say I did not sleep in our bed.
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Old 06-29-2022, 10:24 AM   #76
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I can confidently say I’ve never had a homosexual desire in my life.
Why did you suck big bill off behind the george brett statue then?

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Old 06-29-2022, 10:26 AM   #77
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5 foot 10 175 pounds. Not fat, Not ripped either.

Wife 4 foot 8 120 pounds.
Dude midgets have a tough time with their proportions as is. Dunno why you’d say anything to her
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Old 06-29-2022, 10:48 AM   #78
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I can confidently say I’ve never had a homosexual desire in my life.
I only have them when I’m posting on CP.
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Old 06-29-2022, 11:39 AM   #79
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Unfortunately many people look at marriage as ownership of their partner. Once married there is no longer a reason to keep yourself up. Their partner begins to lose attraction and they end up in a monogamous death spiral. Most relationships end up this way IMO. If you don't keep yourself up and work on keeping the fire burning hot you shouldn't expect your partners undivided sexual attention. Of course kids complicate things.
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Old 06-29-2022, 11:42 AM   #80
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I can confidently say I’ve never had a homosexual desire in my life.
Clearly you've never read the Mahomes thread.
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Old 06-29-2022, 12:00 PM   #81
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Looks like she needs to lose a few more than 20
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Old 06-29-2022, 12:07 PM   #82
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Needed to drop 20 lbs lastnight,

Lets just say I did not sleep in our bed.

Time for a California King!


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Old 06-29-2022, 12:08 PM   #83
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Looks like she needs to lose a few more than 20

Son forget about rocking that boat, it's going to sink.
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Old 06-29-2022, 12:08 PM   #84
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She has a nice personality.
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Old 06-29-2022, 12:11 PM   #85
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I kind of have the opposite problem. My wife is not fat. And looks young for her age. My problem is that she either dresses like a man, tactical pants, T-shirt, or wears shit that I swore I saw in my grandmas' closet 30 years ago.

Her entire life revolves around her little side business of being a firearms instructor. She's very good at what she does. She just passed her Rangemaster Instructor Development Course, top in the class, everyone else was a dude. I'm glad she has a passion she enjoys, but I feel like I'm married to a dude most of the time.
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Old 06-29-2022, 12:13 PM   #86
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I kind of have the opposite problem. My wife is not fat. And looks young for her age. My problem is that she either dresses like a man, tactical pants, T-shirt, or wears shit that I swore I saw in my grandmas' closet 30 years ago.

Her entire life revolves around her little side business of being a firearms instructor. She's very good at what she does. She just passed her Rangemaster Instructor Development Course, top in the class, everyone else was a dude. I'm glad she has a passion she enjoys, but I feel like I'm married to a dude most of the time.

sounds pretty awesome to me as long as she still likes to do things with your penis


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Old 06-29-2022, 12:16 PM   #87
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sounds pretty awesome to me as long as she still likes to do things with your penis


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Hot wives that hide the goods are doing it right.
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Old 06-29-2022, 12:21 PM   #88
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Me and my boys went hoggin last night we ran into your wife bro
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Old 06-29-2022, 12:21 PM   #89
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I kind of have the opposite problem. My wife is not fat. And looks young for her age. My problem is that she either dresses like a man, tactical pants, T-shirt, or wears shit that I swore I saw in my grandmas' closet 30 years ago.

Her entire life revolves around her little side business of being a firearms instructor. She's very good at what she does. She just passed her Rangemaster Instructor Development Course, top in the class, everyone else was a dude. I'm glad she has a passion she enjoys, but I feel like I'm married to a dude most of the time.
I remember a picture of your wife from back in the day when we could do that. She was hot if you don't mind me saying so. Buy sexy ass clothing for her to take her out. Start at Victoria's Secret and move on to cocktail dresses and 2 piece swim suites. Come on man, don't let all that talent go to waste.
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Old 06-29-2022, 12:27 PM   #90
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She needs to lose 20 pounds on that one arm.

Actually just from the elbow down.
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