Home and Auto A key fob mystery to solve.

El Lobo Gordo · 07-16-2022, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

That's a poll option!

Two Indians put their ears to the ground........

The first Indian says: "Buffalo come".

The second Indian says: "Buffalo no come".

The first Indian places his ear back on the ground and repeats "Buffalo come".

The second Indian places his ear back on the ground and says "I no hear anything, why you think buffalo come?"

The first Indian replies "Ear sticky".

Vladimir_Kyrilytch · 07-16-2022, 10:02 PM

I was once on a flight to Vegas with several legitimate, from a reservation 'Native Americans'. We drank several of those little airplane 1 ounce hard liquor bottles and became friendly. I asked them in confidence what they prefer to be called - Native American is the US thing but in Canada it is First Nations, and of course Indians is a term too. They laughed at me and said dont overthink it. We call ourselves Indians, we always have in our lifetimes, so Indians is fine.

Until an actual Indian corrects me on that, and not white people with big hearts, I'm gonna keep on callin em Indians.

Chief Pagan · 07-16-2022, 10:06 PM

Black helicopters?

Tell me about the black helicopters...

Vladimir_Kyrilytch · 07-16-2022, 10:12 PM

I took my best guess in the poll, but not many are voting, because this is indeed a mystery.

If you were traveling for work, and were using an Amex, I would call their traveler assistance number right away and raise hell. They are pros.

I cant believe you fixed the battery yourself by taking part of the door off. You Macguyver?

I would have gone through Amex. Other corporate credit cards have similar programs.

FlaChief58 · 07-17-2022, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch

I was once on a flight to Vegas with several legitimate, from a reservation 'Native Americans'. We drank several of those little airplane 1 ounce hard liquor bottles and became friendly. I asked them in confidence what they prefer to be called - Native American is the US thing but in Canada it is First Nations, and of course Indians is a term too. They laughed at me and said dont overthink it. We call ourselves Indians, we always have in our lifetimes, so Indians is fine.

Until an actual Indian corrects me on that, and not white people with big hearts, I'm gonna keep on callin em Indians.

They prefer the term fire water. Lucky you didnt get scalped

neech · 07-17-2022, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch

I was once on a flight to Vegas with several legitimate, from a reservation 'Native Americans'. We drank several of those little airplane 1 ounce hard liquor bottles and became friendly. I asked them in confidence what they prefer to be called - Native American is the US thing but in Canada it is First Nations, and of course Indians is a term too. They laughed at me and said dont overthink it. We call ourselves Indians, we always have in our lifetimes, so Indians is fine.

Until an actual Indian corrects me on that, and not white people with big hearts, I'm gonna keep on callin em Indians.

You had fire water with them now you need to smoke'm peace pipe.

View Poll Results: What happened in the great key fob massacre?
Criminals were destroying key fobs with plans of stealing the cars that night.	2	4.26%
It’s a coincidence. These things happen, and the fobs just lose their pairing with the car when the batteries are replaced.	4	8.51%
It’s a coincidence. These things happen, and the grocery store was selling dud batteries.	0	0%
Sunspots. Something about sunspots.	4	8.51%
The hotel had some sort of equipment that was putting out electromagnetic pulses.	8	17.02%
The hotel was on an Indian burial ground, and key fobs are cursed.	12	25.53%
The Native Americans are counterattacking against Manifest Destiny with electronic warfare.	1	2.13%
The other guy was a serial killer trying to draw you in, but couldn't get the jump on you.	1	2.13%
The other guy was faking it to be sympathetic.	0	0%
The two key fobs somehow interacted and destroyed each other.	2	4.26%
You were probably low on key fob fluid.	6	12.77%
There's some other obvious answer that I will describe below.	0	0%
There are some mysteries that we are not meant to know.	5	10.64%
What is a key fob?	2	4.26%
Voters: 47. You may not vote on this poll

07-16-2022, 10:02 PM	#2
Vladimir_Kyrilytch Veteran Join Date: Sep 2021 Casino cash: $-820600	I was once on a flight to Vegas with several legitimate, from a reservation 'Native Americans'. We drank several of those little airplane 1 ounce hard liquor bottles and became friendly. I asked them in confidence what they prefer to be called - Native American is the US thing but in Canada it is First Nations, and of course Indians is a term too. They laughed at me and said dont overthink it. We call ourselves Indians, we always have in our lifetimes, so Indians is fine. Until an actual Indian corrects me on that, and not white people with big hearts, I'm gonna keep on callin em Indians.
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07-16-2022, 10:06 PM	#3
Chief Pagan Sometimes it's black and white Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California Casino cash: $1304900	Black helicopters? Tell me about the black helicopters... __________________ Sometimes.
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07-16-2022, 10:12 PM	#4
Vladimir_Kyrilytch Veteran Join Date: Sep 2021 Casino cash: $-820600	I took my best guess in the poll, but not many are voting, because this is indeed a mystery. If you were traveling for work, and were using an Amex, I would call their traveler assistance number right away and raise hell. They are pros. I cant believe you fixed the battery yourself by taking part of the door off. You Macguyver? I would have gone through Amex. Other corporate credit cards have similar programs.
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