Russell Wilson is a deranged douche bag

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

I keep having to check myself and ask, "Since I never really hated Russell Wilson before, is it just because I didn't pay attention to his antics, or is it because he now plays for the Denver Broncos?"

I mean, the answer is obviously both, but my self-analysis has revealed that it's mostly because I didn't realize what a dbag he is. The guy is just on another level with that shit, man.

I'll make fun of Herbert for being the media's favorite QB in spite of his precisely zero pelts on the wall, sure. And I'll make fun of his acne. And I'll continue to laugh at the Derek Carr crying on the field gifs and the mascara jokes and all that. But when it comes down to it, I do respect both of those players, and they both manage to not be annoying attention whore pieces of shit.

Wilson? No. He doesn't deserve any respect.

Hey, the mascara jokes are great. I also love the Kermit jokes about Mahomes. And making fun of Pimples.

As for Wilson, Mr. Unlimited needs to stop cooking and relax to a slow boil.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Carr4MVP

Hey, the mascara jokes are great. I also love the Kermit jokes about Mahomes. And making fun of Pimples.

As for Wilson, Mr. Unlimited needs to stop cooking and relax to a slow boil.

At his weight, he's more of a Mr. Run Limited.