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Tom Brady Retiring
Patrick Mahomes, you’re up.
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EDIT: Timeline below. 1. Darlington & Schefter report Brady is retiring. 2. TB12, Tom’s brand/company, tweet (then later delete) about his retirement. 3. Toms teammates tweet about his retirement. 4. Tom’s agent, dad, Arians, and Licht all say Tom hasn’t decided yet. 5. Ian Rappaport says many sources confirm Tom plans to retire but the pushback is due to timing. 6. Tom announces retirement again in 2023. Last edited by Dante84; 02-01-2023 at 07:19 AM.. |
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I’m a Mahomo!
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Which model or actress will he be ****ing? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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#633 |
MVP
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Why would he retire? I'm looking at several teams schedules and it looks like about 75% of the teams in the NFL are absolute trash. The division the Bucs are in might send a team to the playoffs with a 6-11 record.
And after listening to the announcers make excuses for his age, it sounds like the NFL is all in on keeping him around. |
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#635 |
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he's more likely to be ****ing Gronkowski than anything
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eww, no. That would ruin her for me. I could never raw dog her if I knew Brady had put his wee-wee inside my future ex-wife.
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C Chiefs once a year!
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And that’s me eating a shitload of crow. I thought Hurts had NOTHING that translated to the NFL. So yum. But give me Hurts over Cousins. Quote:
1. Brady will go to a system shanahanarat Jr won’t let him control? OR 2. Shanahanarat Jr will let him do his shit in Shanahanarats offense. Those things seem unlikely |
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Typical CPer, 55, male pattern baldness, borderline morbidly obese: "I wouldn't touch Kate Beckinsale with a 10' pole. Yuck!"
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Going home eventually
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I am 50. I would touch her all day but she is used up like a shot glass that been passed around a bar. That hole gotta be loosely goosey.
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She's still attractive and I wouldn't say no to the opportunity but she went from a dream girl to someone I would leave in the middle of the night real quick. |
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The kid lives with his mom most of the time in NY. He just sees Tommyboy on occasion. Sure enough, Mom's paltry $25M is a drop in the bucket to Giselle, but they get by.
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