Who here clapped those Cheeks?

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by Chieftain

I'd hit that.

Yeah, but would you trade a pair of Mahomes-era Chiefs tickets for 5 seconds of glory with that?

She's the BIG winner in the whole scenario.

And dude got what he deserved.

I mean, these aren't Herm or Romeo-era tickets...these aren't even Alex Smith-era...this is MAHOMES.

I would rather jack off with a cheese grater while punching my dead grandma in the ****ing face than trade a pair of PARKING PASSES to stick my dick in that.

I may have turned down better pussy than that this week. Twice. And it wasn't going to cost me Chiefs tickets.

Hell, Superfreak's crazy ass is working the game tonight, she said I could be her +1 to any game I wanted, any show she is working (I could've went to Pearl Jam, Wheeler Walker Jr, Firewater Festival, Jamey Johnson, Slash, all kinds of shit) for free.

It ain't worth it, and Superfreak is absolutely hotter and guaranteed has that voodoo, and will take a face ****ing like a champ BEFORE she eats that ass...

So, if I won't **** Superfreak and go to any game or show for free...I can't see how a 5 hump pump on Llama Llama Red Pajama would rate giving up tickets to a game for...

Dude has some inadequacy issues that he's trying to compensate for or something...