Chris Simms: "JuJu's Injury is Patrick Mahomes Fault"

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

It's hilarious that you have to be so polar about everything. If any commentator says anything that isn't 100% "Mahomes is great and always in the fight," some of you dipsticks have to scream at clouds, even when just a week ago you were all praising the same guy for his incredibly well-thought out analysis. Just look at yourselves.

Why is this hard?

If he had an incredibly well thought out analysis, why would he not get praise?

Blaming Mahomes for Andre Cisco's dirty hit is just idiocy, and therefore deserving of criticism. This is is that part where it isn't one way or the other all the time. Good take good, dumb take dumb. Hopefully that's simple enough for you to grasp.


It doesn't have to be an either/or. Why is it that when Simms say anything even remotely not in Mahomes' favor, he's automatically "wildly wrong?"

Blaming Mahomes for the actions of Andre Cisco is in the wildly wrong category. Juju was wide open, and Cisco wasn't even a threat when that football was thrown. So yeah, dumb take is dumb.

Answer: it's probably that he's not wrong, it's that Chief Fan is unable to grasp any nuanced opinion(s).

OK dude.

And what part of the end of the JAX game are you referring to, just so I know what I'm being accused of. Again.

Bad play is going to get called out, no matter the score or opponent. Had Jacksonville been competent, it's a 20-10 game with them getting the ball to open the 2nd half. I distinctly remember 2 particular games the Chiefs led at half by 11 and lost the football game. So no, you don't want bad play opening the door for opportunities for teams to get back in a game they have no business being in. It's classic playing down to the competition, and it's how you lose games you have no business losing.

Had to edit this post. WC isn't pro-Chiefs, he's just pro-Mahomes. Outside of Pat, he hates the coaching staff, the GM, and more than half the players.

You're a ****ing idiot.

Sorry that the truth about your hero Andy Reid is that he's lost more big games than he's won. It's not hate, it's a matter of ****ing NFL record. He gets you a shot at the big game, and most teams would kill for it. But Big Red in the Big Game doesn't have a winning record and plenty of those losses he earned. 3-5 in championship games, 1-2 in Superbowls.

It's not hate. It's his ****ing win loss record in those games.

And yes if he calls 13 ****ing runs up Humphreys ass for an average of 1 yard or less, I'm going to question wtf he's looking at.

If he coaches down to Sean Mcderpit playing scared to take his 3 and turning the ball over, I'm going to criticize it.

Not hate. Criticism.

As for hating half the players, it's your turn to quote where I said anything negative about half the players.

Negative remarks on Steve Spagnuolo were well earned.

So get to quoting, dipshit, or do us all a favor and shut the **** up.

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

You're a ****ing idiot.

Sorry that the truth about your hero Andy Reid is that he's lost more big games than he's won. It's not hate, it's a matter of ****ing NFL record. He gets you a shot at the big game, and most teams would kill for it. But Big Red in the Big Game doesn't have a winning record and plenty of those losses he earned. 3-5 in championship games, 1-2 in Superbowls.

It's not hate. It's his ****ing win loss record in those games.

And yes if he calls 13 ****ing runs up Humphreys ass for an average of 1 yard or less, I'm going to question wtf he's looking at.

If he coaches down to Sean Mcderpit playing scared to take his 3 and turning the ball over, I'm going to criticize it.

Not hate. Criticism.

As for hating half the players, it's your turn to quote where I said anything negative about half the players.

Negative remarks on Steve Spagnuolo were well earned.

So get to quoting, dipshit, or do us all a favor and shut the **** up.

And there you go. Case closed.

And your take on Andy is stupid, just so you know. Name a HOF coach that was available in 2012 that was better, or would've been as successful. I'll wait.

Also, Andy is now the winningest coach in KC history, iirc.

Just one season with fewer than 10 wins. His second one in KC? So, 8 seasons with more than 10 wins, and well ont he way to another.

7 Divisional titles?

A 57% playoff win% as the HC for KC. 72% in the regular season.

4 consecutive AFCCG appearances. Won 2, and lost two through no fault of his own. Unless it's now Andy's fault that Dee Ford lined up offsides. Or that CJ got called for a bogus RTP call. I know, you think it's Andy's fault that the offense shit the bed in the 2nd half of the AFCCG last season, in spite of every NFL analyst coming to the same exact conclusion, which was that Pat shit the bed.

Or that Spags shit the bed in that game because reasons that have nothing to do with reality.

And I literally don't have time to go back and search out all your posts shitting on players.

And I shouldn't really have to, after taking apart your arguments against Andy Reid.

How's this for Andy Ried's coaching ability?

After completely tearing down the WR room and filling it with 5 players that have never spent any time in Andy's offense, two of whom came in as rookies, the Chiefs are the no. 1 scoring offense in the league and 2nd in passing yards/gm.

Again. For like the 4th time.

On defense the team lost the services of both Hitchens and Mathieu, the defensive play-callers for the last three years, and replaced them with Bolton and Justin Ried, a S that had never played in Spags' defense before, plus three rookies in the starting line up?

And somehow Spags defense is top-4 in sacks, ditto QB hurries/hits/pressures or something like that. Top-10 vs. the run, I believe. Yeah, he sux as well, right?

And again, none of the things i wrote above are my opinion.

Those are stone cold hard facts, buddy.

Read 'em and weep.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

And there you go. Case closed.

The hardest thing to learn in a trial is when to stay seated.

Fella - you just learned a valuable lesson.

Yup. This is probably one where you just wanna have a seat and let the other guy...uh...work.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

The hardest thing to learn in a trial is when to stay seated.

Fella - you just learned a valuable lesson.

Yup. This is probably one where you just wanna have a seat and let the other guy...uh...work.

Ah hell, you edited it.

Just couldn't stop yourself from standing up...

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

And there you go. Case closed.

For a complete reerun with no reading comprehension maybe.

And your take on Andy is stupid, just so you know. Name a HOF coach that was available in 2012 that was better, or would've been as successful. I'll wait.

Please quote where I asked for Reid to be replaced.

Again, poor coaching decisions can be criticized without resorting to full knee jerk FIRE HIM NAOW.

It's okay little buddy. You can criticize questionable calls, bad playcalls, and call full reidtard things full reidtard things and just want those things to be limited, without firing the man. Really.

It's not slobber on Andy's cock, or fire him.

Also, Andy is now the winningest coach in KC history, iirc.

And?

4 straight title game hosts, and one Superbowl win is an understandable "wasted opportunities" situation.

You act as if teams repeatedly host the title game with regularity. They don't. This team was in position 4 years running to establish itself as a dynasty.

Hasn't happened .

But count your wins. I know it worked for us to do that in the Marty Era, because wins>championships amirite?



Just one season with fewer than 10 wins. His second one in KC? So, 8 seasons with more than 10 wins, and well ont he way to another.

7 Divisional titles?

A 57% playoff win% as the HC for KC. 72% in the regular season.

Easy, easy! You'll need Kleenex soon.

4 consecutive AFCCG appearances. Won 2, and lost two through no fault of his own. Unless it's now Andy's fault that Dee Ford lined up offsides.

Oh. So we're just gonna forget about the legendary Andy Reid getting his ass shut out in the first half of that game? Ohhhh. Ok. Gotcha. Games are easier to win if you try to win from the opening kickoff, but hey, regular season wins and division titles.


Or that CJ got called for a bogus RTP call. I know, you think it's Andy's fault that the offense shit the bed in the 2nd half of the AFCCG last season, in spite of every NFL analyst coming to the same exact conclusion, which was that Pat shit the bed.

Sure did call a lot of passes into a 3 man front dropping 8. Coaches are supposed to put their guys in the best position to win. He threw Patrick to the wolves with the Bengals dropping 8 in coverage. Not to mention stepping on his own dick at the end if the half and passing up a sure 14 point lead going into half, he rolled the dice and came away with nothing Brandon Staley style.

But sure, hang it on Patrick, because it suits your narrative that Andy's just this legend who is blameless in his huge losses.

Or that Spags shit the bed in that game because reasons that have nothing to do with reality.

I bagged on spags for the worst 7 game stretch in NFL history defensively. Well earned, well deserved.



And I literally don't have time to go back and search out all your posts shitting on players.

Because they don't ****ing exist. Outside of bagging on Jones for running his mouth in Indy, and doing NOTHING for the rest of the game winning drive, Clyde for being a bag of smashed assholes, or guys hated in general by cp like Mathieu, Sorensen, Nieman, etc.

So yeah, continue to run your mouth about how I shit on half the players without backing it up with anything you ****ing dipshit.


And I shouldn't really have to, after taking apart your arguments against Andy Reid.

You should be able to just spout bullshit claims about things I supposedly said without having to back it up? Yeah okay dipshit. Jesus **** you're unfathomably ****ing reeruned.

How's this for Andy Ried's coaching ability?

After completely tearing down the WR room and filling it with 5 players that have never spent any time in Andy's offense, two of whom came in as rookies, the Chiefs are the no. 1 scoring offense in the league and 2nd in passing yards/gm.

Again. For like the 4th time.

Yeah this all falls in line with Andy being that great coach that gets you a shot at the big game, that most franchises would kill for. I guess you missed that part or your handler skimmed over it and didn't read it to you.

Hopefully translates into another ring. We will see.

On defense the team lost the services of both Hitchens and Mathieu, the defensive play-callers for the last three years, and replaced them with Bolton and Justin Ried, a S that had never played in Spags' defense before, plus three rookies in the starting line up?

IMAGINE BASING AN ARGUMENT ON THE IDEA THAT THE LOSS OF HITCHENS AND MATHIEU WAS ANYTHING BUT ADDITION BY SUBTRACTION. IMAGINE IT.

You've lost your ****ing fingertip grip on reality and descended into an abyss of irreversible ****ing lunacy if you expect ANYONE to believe that those two players leaving was any sort of negative AT ALL.

And somehow Spags defense is top-4 in sacks, ditto QB hurries/hits/pressures or something like that. Top-10 vs. the run, I believe. Yeah, he sux as well, right?

Wait, you mean to tell me that if you add talent to a unit, the unit will perform better?

What a revelation.

Yes, without Sorensen and Nieman trotting out there, with the corpse of Anthony Hitchens and the shell of Tyrann Mathieu, thing are going very well.

And again, none of the things i wrote above are my opinion.

Those are stone cold hard facts, buddy.

I'm actually amazed you can spell fact.

Read 'em and weep.

Oh that was simply amazing. Except for the part where I haven't criticized Spags this year outside of some inexplicable playcalls leaving rookies in single coverage on stud superstar receivers and repeatedly watching them either get roasted or flagged. Or having Josh Allen squirming and flustered at his own 2, and then letting him off the hook on 3rd down.

Again, you can criticize bad plays, bad decisions, without jumping to firing.

You really struggle with this concept.

Can't wait for your next tragi comic attempt at a rebuttal.