Cincinnati is a shithole

[Titty Meat]

Aside from 1 fluke super bowl appearance last year they've been one of the more shittier franchises in all of sports.

Their premiere food is ****ing Spaghetti I learned how to make that shit in grade school. Your a **** hair away from Kentucky and your tailgating area is literally right under an overpass What a dump of a city

[Fish]

Originally Posted by notorious

I mean, GOD DAMN.

I remember when my German Shepard got worms real bad that one time...

[Easy 6]

Two words that will never ever belong together... chili and cinnamon

When you start from that premise, its easy to understand why those yokels will never amount to shit

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

Cincinnati is the most hellish shithole on Earth.

At least Buffalo has a semi-edible staple food (wings).

Cincinnati promotes liquid diarrhea on spaghetti as their trademark cuisine, all of their women are 10 chins deep in body fat, and their Third World city is still most famous for a gambling cheat.

There is no redeeming value to Cincinnati… none.

More reason for the Chiefs to curb stomp their mouthy team with an empty Lombardi trophy case and to return their bandwagoning fanbase to the grim reality that they live in the world’s asshole.

You're the king reerun of all the reeruns.

Educate your stupid self.

https://heyexplorer.com/what-is-cinc...nd-famous-for/

Cincinnati, Ohio #41. Kansas City, MO #51.
https://realestate.usnews.com/places...places-to-live

[RollChiefsRoll]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

You're the king reerun of all the reeruns.

Educate your stupid self.

https://heyexplorer.com/what-is-cinc...nd-famous-for/

Cincinnati, Ohio #41. Kansas City, MO #51.
https://realestate.usnews.com/places...places-to-live

One of your stupid ass links was written by another Cincinnati dipshit. The other stupid ass link suggests that Huntsville ****ing Alabama is the best place to live in the United States, which as someone who used to live there: LOOOOOL

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

You're the king reerun of all the reeruns.

Educate your stupid self.

https://heyexplorer.com/what-is-cinc...nd-famous-for/

Cincinnati, Ohio #41. Kansas City, MO #51.
https://realestate.usnews.com/places...places-to-live

Okay, here's the list in that first link.

1. The city of seven hills. No, that's Rome.
2. German heritage. You're thinking of Germany, not Cincinnati.
3. A kaleidoscope of neighborhoods. Confusing neighborhood design is not a selling point. And anyway, that's San Francisco.
4. Architecture. No, that's Paris.
5. Flying pigs. I'll give you that one.
6. Cincinnati chili. Yeah, and Milwaukee is famous for Jeffrey Dahmer.
7. Cincinnati Reds. Communism is not a bragging point.
8. Cincinnati Bengals. I'll take "Teams that have never won a Super Bowl for $1,000, Alex." Daily double!
9. FC Cincinnati. This is a soccer team. A soccer team. Come on.
10. Historical museums. Once again, this is Paris.
11. Art Museums. I'm starting to think this is a Paris list. Does Paris have flying pigs?
12. Street art and murals. This is gang graffiti.
13. Fiona the hippo. It's the Ohio River, not the Ohippo River. Hippos are from Africa.
14. Craft Brewery Scene. This is Denver.
15. Graeter's Ice Cream. It's an ice cream shop. I have four of those within walking distance of my house.

All I'm seeing here is a flying pig symbolism, which actually kind of fits the theme of Cincinnati's chances of ever winning a Super Bowl.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll

One of your stupid ass links was written by another Cincinnati dipshit. The other stupid ass link suggests that Huntsville ****ing Alabama is the best place to live in the United States, which as someone who used to live there: LOOOOOL

What the **** are you talking about? Wait, are you saying an article about Cincinnati was written by someone from Cincinnati? Oh Emm Gee!! Invalidate the whole thing!!

Cincinnati, OH #41. Kansas City, MO (not on the list)
https://www.businessinsider.com/us-n...america-2016-3

KC = shithole.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

What the **** are you talking about? Wait, are you saying an article about Cincinnati was written by someone from Cincinnati? Oh Emm Gee!! Invalidate the whole thing!!

Cincinnati, OH #41. Kansas City, MO (not on the list)
https://www.businessinsider.com/us-n...america-2016-3

KC = shithole.

He posts another article touting Huntsville ****ing Alabama as this country’s greatest city!!! What an absolute dunce.

By the way, I used to go to Cincinnati for work four to six times a year. There are a couple kinda cool neighborhoods there and Sotto is an objectively good Italian restaurant. But Kansas City is a far superior city in just about every way.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll

He posts another article touting Huntsville ****ing Alabama as this country’s greatest city!!! What an absolute dunce.

By the way, I used to go to Cincinnati for work four to six times a year. There are a couple kinda cool neighborhoods there and Sotto is an objectively good Italian restaurant. But Kansas City is a far superior city in just about every way.

It's funny how wildly different all of those "best cities" lists are, depending on what factors are used and whether the people making the lists have any idea of how to do demographic analysis.

I pretty much just check to see if Denver is at the top of list, and if it's not the methodology is flawed.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

It's funny how wildly different all of those "best cities" lists are, depending on what factors are used and whether the people making the lists have any idea of how to do demographic analysis.

I pretty much just check to see if Denver is at the top of list, and if it's not the methodology is flawed.

**** Denver though.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll

**** Denver though.

The broncos, yes. The city itself is a supermodel that is afflicted with one large zit.

[DanT]

As a native Kansas Citian, I'm favorably inclined toward all the midwestern cities. Cincinnati has at least two things that they do about as good as anywhere else in the world. One is their big marathon weekend, the Flying Pig. The race support is first-class and the crowds are awesome, which makes all of the Flying Pig weekend races well-loved. I ran there last year, my first-ever marathon, and I'm looking forward to returning there this year for the 25th anniversary edition of the Flying Pig.
Another great institution is Cincinnati Children's Hospital. They treat kids from all over and the discoveries they help make benefit all of our kids.
I've only been to Cincinnati twice and haven't attended any football or baseball games there, but I would bet the folks there are like folks throughout the Midwest in being friendly to respectful visiting sports fans.

[DanT]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The broncos, yes. The city itself is a supermodel that is afflicted with one large zit.

That's a great description!

[royr17]

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

Cincy chili is actually great on hot dogs loaded with cheddar when you’re drunk as ****. But it’s a garbage football city

Cincy chili is 2 scoopes of ass !!!

[chiefzilla1501]

Originally Posted by DanT

As a native Kansas Citian, I'm favorably inclined toward all the midwestern cities. Cincinnati has at least two things that they do about as good as anywhere else in the world. One is their big marathon weekend, the Flying Pig. The race support is first-class and the crowds are awesome, which makes all of the Flying Pig weekend races well-loved. I ran there last year, my first-ever marathon, and I'm looking forward to returning there this year for the 25th anniversary edition of the Flying Pig.
Another great institution is Cincinnati Children's Hospital. They treat kids from all over and the discoveries they help make benefit all of our kids.
I've only been to Cincinnati twice and haven't attended any football or baseball games there, but I would bet the folks there are like folks throughout the Midwest in being friendly to respectful visiting sports fans.

Cincinnati is a baseball town. Even when their baseball team is terrible. They are basically what rams fans were in at Louis. Just annoying because their allegiance is based on wearing the colors and shouting “who Dey.” But most of them can’t name the back half of their starting lineup. They get real excited when the season starts and then abandon ship. Then they show up once they know their team is good. I mean their attendance increased by 47% over 2019. The media paints that as some kind of turnaround. Instead of asking “how the **** could any major sports team average 47k?” That is insane. I’ve been to the city many times including nfl Sunday during the ochocinco years and even when they were good the sports environment was sterile until the playoff push.

While they are technically Midwest the afc north is a different animal when it comes to their fans. They have a lot more of that industrial grit. Steelers and browns have tough and passionate fans. Nice fans but they’ll give you a tough time if you’re wearing the wrong colors. Ravens are basically northeast fans. Cincy fans are wannabes. But talk to any afc north fan and you’ll see they’re universally annoyed by cincy fans for the same reason. It’s hard to take shit from fans who just got into the team two years ago. It’s hard to talk shit to fans who can so easily switch the team off when they aren’t a powerhouse. Losing feels really really personal to me which is why fairweather fans are just harder to stomach for me.

[Spott]

Turns out Cincy is indeed a shithole, just like the rest of ohio.